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By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 April 2013 15:10 / Canada - Midland
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By  DocBastard  |  38

You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

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By  DocBastard  |  38

You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

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  Quizzical  |  8

Maybe "hot blonde" for someone over 350 pounds is accurate, as in he gets overheated easily. It's all about marketing: "squat" should be written as "solid", "troll-like" is "exotic" or "foreign" if you're desperate. I'm drawing a blank on "hideous", though...

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  ohgeejosee  |  19

Omg 18, I love that commercial! Haha and as for OP, "don't do internet dating...."

By  Chiara92_fml  |  32

Thank you! You are my new Internet hero!

By  ZacZ  |  8

Some people like tee. Fact of life.

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  JamesRay  |  3

While I however have never done internet dating I found my fiance through the internet and am quite happy with her, have been for three years.

By  olpally  |  32

What a freak!! Wow. Sounds like that Internet commercial for State Farm and she allegedly meets a French model on the Internet. It's actually a white guy with a fanny pack that says, "bonjour" lol. Sorry it didn't work out for you op, be glad it didn't actually! Guy has some real issues.

By  SoulAmeliorate  |  16

He "likes getting peed on..." Is there someone accompanying him on this in his free time?

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