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You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

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You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

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I dunno, Doc. I tried being honest in my dating profile, but apparently people don't like "troll-like, squat, and hideous."

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Maybe "hot blonde" for someone over 350 pounds is accurate, as in he gets overheated easily. It's all about marketing: "squat" should be written as "solid", "troll-like" is "exotic" or "foreign" if you're desperate. I'm drawing a blank on "hideous", though...

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I'm rewriting my online dating profile now. "Into porn" reads too much like "in porn" and can be misleading.

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#2, Doc, do you mean run FROM them or run TO them? I guess it depends on how their freaky lines up with your freaky, right?

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#79, 450 newtons would be around 100 lbs, which could be nice, but I don't know if you could handle my 8.

Why is likes getting peed on the only thing not in quotations? Is it because you found this fact out some other way than him literally saying it?

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I don't think someone would say "I likes getting peed on." She didn't quote it because she was stating a trait, not what he said.

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Exactly... How did this trait come to light? I choose to believe that some pee happened to fall on him, and he noticeably enjoyed it.

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While I however have never done internet dating I found my fiance through the internet and am quite happy with her, have been for three years.

What a freak!! Wow. Sounds like that Internet commercial for State Farm and she allegedly meets a French model on the Internet. It's actually a white guy with a fanny pack that says, "bonjour" lol. Sorry it didn't work out for you op, be glad it didn't actually! Guy has some real issues.

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They can be white but this guy was not even close to being French. Haha. He was so American. Lol.

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