By baebookboo - 04/08/2014 15:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
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uhhSavage 22

:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Why? B/c people are lazy and there's no easier rejection than when you're sitting down in the comfort of your own home...

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Arathis 19

Tell your mom you got your looks from her.

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loathingloser 14

That's so cool! I love chips and salsa :)

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torbey 23

How does online dating make OP lazy? If you are looking for a partner than why not look in a place where there are people also looking for the same thing? Chance meetings with your life partner don't often happen in real life, leave that for the movies.

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uhhSavage 22

:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.

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sometimessam 16

Sometimes hearing the truth from your mom may feel worse but it's actually out of love and a lot better than from another person.

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dragonkisses28 25

Wow #53, I bet you're all kinds of fun at parties. That's clearly the best way to boost someone's self esteem. OP, FYL. If you have the means to pay for membership on a dating site and that's something you would like to do, then you really don't need to ask your mom. That was a shitty thing for her to say.

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Poglia 15

Why the **** did you ask your mom before signing up to an online dating website?

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soulreaper12296 28

She wasn't asking if she could. She asking for her mom's opinion if she thought it was a good idea or not.

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JBChristian 47

#15, nowhere in the FML does it say OP was asking for an opinion.

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haxthis 3

The third word in the fml is 'asked'

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kibster9 20

She probably asked to get some advice, and she got a different answer.

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TiiBags 15

#15 'About' implies it. If it were 'if I can' I would agree that OP was asking permission.

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JoshuahColins 19

Don't let it get to you OP. There's loads of people out there like you and if you keep your chin down instead of up, you'll never see when they're in front of you. So keep your chin up :)

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miyaviichan 27

Yeah why include your mom in this decision?

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soulreaper12296 28

She probably just wanted to know her opinion on it.

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Amrshalaby 7

And why the heck we ask those questions in first place, it's their family and they got their own way of life.

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btrag97 13

Well maybe she's just kidding, go give it a shot I know a lot of people who have found someone they like on those sites, just make sure it's eHarmony because they ranked number 1 in online marriages ;)

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MRP360 14

creepy old guys on commercials never lie

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foxwasalamb 24

oh come on guys. FML is the perfect site too!

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btrag97 13

Got that right lol

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katieemerr 15

Chin up OP! Some people meet the love of their lives on dating websites. Show your Mumma what you've got and go find yourself a partner! :)

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baseballbv 17

I was lucky and met mine online. It can work as long as you're smart and safe.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I did too. it's helpful so you know a little bit about the person before you decide to talk to them, you don't have to waste time figuring out if you're both looking for the same thing and all that good stuff.

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sharklover2017 11

Aww I'm sorry don't listen to her. I say go for it. You never know who you may meet. You'll never know unless you try. People go on there to find someone worthy of dating, and I hope you do too. Good luck!

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rocker_chick23 27

Your mom is a bitch. You will find your true love eventually, keep your chin up. :)

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