Anonymous
United States
Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
steakgoesmoooo
Perfect
Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
aroman2312
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Anon
United States
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Uh-SLEEP
Litchfield Park, United States
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Top comments
imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
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Comments (178)
bubo_fml 11
extra crispy!
MigraineurOfLife 15
Oven gone rogue!
babyshaft408 8
Y r u cooking steaks in an oven
SeemsToFail 0
I hate how ovens lock when they clean and theres no way to stop it
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
You can get ovens that clean themselves?!?!! OMG WHERE?????????
zm0nster 2
Erm... any oven that you buy nowadays is self cleaning.
lionandthelamb61 9
Um, what?
aliserboi97 0
its the rise of the machines run for your life
HarleyJM 7
That's the ovens way of saying, "this belongs on a barbecue"
thunter2000 2
Sounds like the oven thought you might have wanted beef jerky rather then a steak.
nevergetsfirst 11
did it taste good???