Anonymous
United States
Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
steakgoesmoooo
Perfect
Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
aroman2312
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Anon
United States
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Uh-SLEEP
Litchfield Park, United States
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
burned
United States
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Top comments
imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
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Comments (178)
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
I think your oven is a troll.
vincenoir 5
Oh what a sad life you lead, having to put up with a self-cleaning oven and steaks for dinner. While kids in Africa are starving and poverty is rife in the world. Quit your whining!
kelsey71 4
haha seriously... steaks... in an oven?! damn what a waste of good steak.... smh
missyj0 12
Cool story, bro.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It's rather sad that there are so many 'YDI you don't bake steaks' posts. ;_; This is a GREAT way to cook a steak! You first sear the steak on all sides, then you pop it in the oven, still in the pan, and let it cook a little more. This way you get a perfectly seared, juicy steak without it being undercooked.
ogle5431 1
Exactly. I learned that from Alton Brown and my steaks have never been better.
bluebrooke2 4
ovens clean themselfs?
musicluvr2000 11
Good hygiene at least your steaks are disinfected now
babykillaseason 0
And soggy...
almost34 4
Atleast there won't be any fat on the steak.
liftedyoda 5
How does that happen?
sammiebug 0
My oven did that once and cough on fire!
l0v3p4in 7
I'd like to see your oven cough some fire! Can it also juggle and walk on stilts at the same time?