Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
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mom2pen
| 4
At least your little brother didn't pee on it.
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margie2194
| 12
That's unfortunate! Ruined perfectly good food! :( I hope you weren't baking cupcakes because that'll be utterly saddening.
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margie2194
| 12
That's unfortunate! Ruined perfectly good food! :( I hope you weren't baking cupcakes because that'll be utterly saddening.
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sleepindevil
| 15
At least it was just your oven. Could have been worse
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zakkyzebra
| 11
Like a house... Or a town... Oh how I love fire....
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Right_Click
| 12
It's okay. It was probably muffins, which everyone knows are vastly inferior to cupcakes.
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margie2194
| 12
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
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waswashere
| 0
36- for some crunchiness, check the cat litter box. I heard there's chocolate in there too!
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BayleeWasHere
| 1
36- That kinda sounds good. What am I saying?!?!?!
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BayleeWasHere
| 1
^ Same. ^
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
*slowly stops biting cinnamon muffin*
*feels sad at being the minority* :(
*feels sad at being the minority* :(
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
You should have had your little brother pee on it instead.
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waswashere
| 0
60- you're a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington
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margie2194
| 12
If you seriously own a monocle. My panties just dropped. Lol...
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
What is this Run Escape you speak of?
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jaredjudd21
| 2
#62
it's funny because I said that
it's funny because I said that
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Minx108
| 12
Wait, wait, wait! If you were really a duke you'd be 'your grace' Misfit, you're not even an earl since you're not a 'Lord' Misfit! ! Your just a deceitful Mr! Away with the monocle you imposter!
*Sigh* I really shouldn't know the titles of 18th century noblemen :(
*Sigh* I really shouldn't know the titles of 18th century noblemen :(
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YtotsDI
| 0
I think I'm in love with MrMisfit 0.o
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waswashere
| 0
I challenge you to a duel, sir!
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asoptavlo14
| 6
Mrmisfit don't make me lure you and then I've barrage you.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
Gah. Getting ancients is such a drag. I stick with snag and entangle then use my range/def tank to take him out. Er... I mean I LOVE FOOTBALL....
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Vekzzza
| 6
That really sux
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WCARlover
| 34
Really? Is that why it's on FML?
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Meowingtons500
| 18
So does your grammar.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
Spelling*
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Sorry, I meant to say grammar and spelling but silly me accidentally pressed send. ._. I will now go sit in the box of shame.
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WCARlover
| 34
At least you didn't write "so does you're grammar" xD
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Haha! That would be horrific.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
Or "grammer"... Grr...
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zakkyzebra
| 11
No... Just.... No.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
58- Do what I do, post every comment you are going to make into Microsoft Word and if there's no green squiggly line under it it's good to go.
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YtotsDI
| 0
Me, I just let me 5 years old cuzin to tipe my comments :D
Oh god that hurt to type 0.0
Oh god that hurt to type 0.0
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mom2pen
| 4
At least your little brother didn't pee on it.
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xSonic
| 9
Shut up
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Stormdriven37
| 6
Don't hate on him.
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margie2194
| 12
Hooray for masturbation!!
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xSonic
| 9
I did. It made me feel better. Thank you for shooting an arrow to my knee. I'm now no longer a troll.
Ah shit, I'm a hypocrite....
Ah shit, I'm a hypocrite....
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Eiregal2
| 10
Ok seriously what's this arrow and knee thing? Please explain
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
*loud whispering voice*
Goooooogle
Goooooooooooogle
Goooooogle
Goooooooooooogle
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YtotsDI
| 0
I prefer electric toothbrushes for masterbation. :)
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WCARlover
| 34
But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house
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RinaVampire31
| 18
WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)
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RinaVampire31
| 18
WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)
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iamyourgod
| 3
How? The food inside the oven was on fire. She may have had a smokey house without it, but I highly doubt the metal oven is going to catch fire.
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freddyisepic
| 2
i love how short this fml is
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zakkyzebra
| 11
I've seen shorter..... FMLs...
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
at least your house didn't burn down?
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
you have a great imagination.
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
i need to take some of what you're taking,
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I'm going to guess.....
Pepsi?
Pepsi?
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margie2194
| 12
Clearly he's on coke! Do you not see his profile picture?!
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maelissa1
| 0
It's called sarcasm...
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margie2194
| 12
I was being sarcastic as well...
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
82 - well said. !
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
although, i never asked what he was taking. :b
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YtotsDI
| 0
#77 I have just the concoction.
He takes every morning for breakfast
1 large Whiff of a unicorns glittery toots
4 deep fried scales of the Lochness monster
1 tooth from the Troll (meme)
And a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice-cream to wash it all down. Wish to know what he has for lunch?
He takes every morning for breakfast
1 large Whiff of a unicorns glittery toots
4 deep fried scales of the Lochness monster
1 tooth from the Troll (meme)
And a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice-cream to wash it all down. Wish to know what he has for lunch?
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littlegold
| 7
True that! It could have been a lot worse...
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
what's for lunch, what's for lunch? !
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slitherbomb
| 0
What a stupid thing to test it on! Should've used a tree or something.
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margie2194
| 12
I think 8 was just kidding... LOL...
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Stallion91
| 6
75 really?
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slitherbomb
| 0
Lol 75 is a dumbass.
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uhmkeil
| 6
YDI for being a shitty cook.
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WCARlover
| 34
Everyone has moments they forget stuff, don't be so harsh :p
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uhmkeil
| 6
Yes, everyone has their "moments" where they fuck up, but you have to be a bad cook to start your oven on fire.
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
coming from someone with experience, ey?
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uhmkeil
| 6
It's "eh," not "ey"
And I never said I was a master chef of sorts. It's common sense.
And I never said I was a master chef of sorts. It's common sense.
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tehrealone
| 6
Actually it can go both ways :)
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
Watch her get buried in a few hours. Heh
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iomnomnomux3
| 0
i don't care how it is? shit happens & mistakes are made.
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xSonic
| 9
9.......I would call you a b****, but you seem like the type of person that would find me and throw your bloody tampon down my butthole
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maelissa1
| 0
LOL
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iDerp
| 3
Be careful everyone. We got a badass over here.
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bluberry1995
| 4
At 9 - shut the fuck up!
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mirag
| 0
Op should have read the instruction manual.
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GingerKid14
| 3
At least you were prepared. Sucks, but could have been worse!
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flockz
| 19
at least you didn't have to piss in your oven.
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flockz
| 19
what's up number 3 didn't see you there....
*takes walk of shame*
*takes walk of shame*
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Aww it's okay you get points for effort :)