By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 028
You deserved it 4 359

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mom2pen 4

At least your little brother didn't pee on it.

But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house


That's unfortunate! Ruined perfectly good food! :( I hope you weren't baking cupcakes because that'll be utterly saddening.

At least it was just your oven. Could have been worse

zakkyzebra 11

Like a house... Or a town... Oh how I love fire....

It's okay. It was probably muffins, which everyone knows are vastly inferior to cupcakes.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.

36- for some crunchiness, check the cat litter box. I heard there's chocolate in there too!

BayleeWasHere 1

36- That kinda sounds good. What am I saying?!?!?!

BayleeWasHere 1

^ Same. ^

*slowly stops biting cinnamon muffin* *feels sad at being the minority* :(

You should have had your little brother pee on it instead.

60- you're a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington

If you seriously own a monocle. My panties just dropped. Lol...

What is this Run Escape you speak of?

jaredjudd21 2

#62 it's funny because I said that

Minx108 12

Wait, wait, wait! If you were really a duke you'd be 'your grace' Misfit, you're not even an earl since you're not a 'Lord' Misfit! ! Your just a deceitful Mr! Away with the monocle you imposter! *Sigh* I really shouldn't know the titles of 18th century noblemen :(

I think I'm in love with MrMisfit 0.o

I challenge you to a duel, sir!

asoptavlo14 6

Mrmisfit don't make me lure you and then I've barrage you.

zakkyzebra 11

Gah. Getting ancients is such a drag. I stick with snag and entangle then use my range/def tank to take him out. Er... I mean I LOVE FOOTBALL....

That really sux

Really? Is that why it's on FML?

So does your grammar.

zakkyzebra 11


Sorry, I meant to say grammar and spelling but silly me accidentally pressed send. ._. I will now go sit in the box of shame.

At least you didn't write "so does you're grammar" xD

Haha! That would be horrific.

zakkyzebra 11

Or "grammer"... Grr...

zakkyzebra 11

No... Just.... No.

58- Do what I do, post every comment you are going to make into Microsoft Word and if there's no green squiggly line under it it's good to go.

Me, I just let me 5 years old cuzin to tipe my comments :D Oh god that hurt to type 0.0

mom2pen 4

At least your little brother didn't pee on it.

xSonic 9

Shut up

Stormdriven37 6

Don't hate on him.

Hooray for masturbation!!

xSonic 9

I did. It made me feel better. Thank you for shooting an arrow to my knee. I'm now no longer a troll. Ah shit, I'm a hypocrite....

Ok seriously what's this arrow and knee thing? Please explain

*loud whispering voice* Goooooogle Goooooooooooogle

I prefer electric toothbrushes for masterbation. :)

But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house

WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)

WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)

How? The food inside the oven was on fire. She may have had a smokey house without it, but I highly doubt the metal oven is going to catch fire.

i love how short this fml is

zakkyzebra 11

I've seen shorter..... FMLs...

at least your house didn't burn down?

you have a great imagination.

i need to take some of what you're taking,

I'm going to guess..... Pepsi?

Clearly he's on coke! Do you not see his profile picture?!

It's called sarcasm...

I was being sarcastic as well...

82 - well said. !

although, i never asked what he was taking. :b

#77 I have just the concoction. He takes every morning for breakfast 1 large Whiff of a unicorns glittery toots 4 deep fried scales of the Lochness monster 1 tooth from the Troll (meme) And a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice-cream to wash it all down. Wish to know what he has for lunch?

littlegold 7

True that! It could have been a lot worse...

what's for lunch, what's for lunch? !

What a stupid thing to test it on! Should've used a tree or something.

I think 8 was just kidding... LOL...

75 really?

Lol 75 is a dumbass.

uhmkeil 6

YDI for being a shitty cook.

Everyone has moments they forget stuff, don't be so harsh :p

uhmkeil 6

Yes, everyone has their "moments" where they fuck up, but you have to be a bad cook to start your oven on fire.

coming from someone with experience, ey?

uhmkeil 6

It's "eh," not "ey" And I never said I was a master chef of sorts. It's common sense.

tehrealone 6

Actually it can go both ways :)

Watch her get buried in a few hours. Heh

i don't care how it is? shit happens & mistakes are made.

xSonic 9

9.......I would call you a b****, but you seem like the type of person that would find me and throw your bloody tampon down my butthole

Be careful everyone. We got a badass over here.

At 9 - shut the fuck up!

Op should have read the instruction manual.

At least you were prepared. Sucks, but could have been worse!

flockz 19

at least you didn't have to piss in your oven.

flockz 19

what's up number 3 didn't see you there.... *takes walk of shame*

GoW_Chick 14

Aww it's okay you get points for effort :)