By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
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MidnaLink 33

I'd punish him. He should know not to harm people for his own entertainment.

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lexiieeex3 32

It's a dog eat dog world OP.

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lexiieeex3 32

It's a dog eat dog world OP.

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hellobobismyname 24

It felt like my nose exploded and fell off my face when I read this.. FYL indeed :(

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CAT47LOVE 19

oh god i dont know the exact feeling but one time when i was slerping my nephew wrapped yarn around my lip rings and ran as fast as he could. not a great feeling. had to get stitches

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MidnaLink 33

I'd punish him. He should know not to harm people for his own entertainment.

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marklu_7 11

Why do people pierce their noses we're not cows :o

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awesomeamandas 37

why do people do literally anything? we're not (insert random thing here)

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sw2f2fchik612 12

Because they want to...

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species4872 19

Sounds like the dog became the fisherman. At least the dog practices catch and release.

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Hooorror 15

Changed my nose piercing from a stud to a ring a couple weeks ago. This made me reconsider if that was the best idea or not...

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zr11990 8

Wtf would you put a ring in your nose like a cow anyway

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RoseJam21 14

Maybe because not everyone likes the same things? And the OP likes the look of nose rings? Variety is the spice of life, don't be so narrow minded.

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SDLBW 7

because people are sheep and need to feel accepted by the rest of the herd.

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Mangascribbler 19

The west placed rings through the noses of Bulls in order to make them easier to control (or anger, depending on the goal). Prior to this, many cultures, such as the Fulani, Shawnee, South Indians, Tecumseh and Nepalese practice septum piercing or nostril piercing for symbolic or aesthetic reasons. You may be a narrow-minded idiot who can only fathom what is put directly in front of them, but please recognize that stylistic choices may be affected by more than your personal preference.

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sweetpotato301 7

#14 but... most people don't have those kind of piercings. So surely if they were 'sheep', they'd make an effort to be like most other people and not get piercings in those places?

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SDLBW 7

Id call it karma for having one of those retarded things in your face to begin with.

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sw2f2fchik612 12

I'd like to see what karma has in store for you for being a close minded ass.

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

I think weird piercings are typically associated with unresolved mental trauma... Or just a different way to seek attention..either way get better soon!

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sweetpotato301 7

Or not everybody likes the same things you do? Do try to open your mind a little.

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Tripartita 44

I think people who believe that are typically associated with being arrogant and conceited, #15. You've posted nearly 100 comments on this site and have had six FMLs rejected, yet you bemoan piercings as cries for attention. Even if you were right, we're all human; we all want attention.

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