Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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xiar
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you were vagina blocked
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syki
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I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."
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Cressalys
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Wooow
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Cressalys
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Hey look I got first comment. Now I wish I'd put something more constructive...
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DahkLohd
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He should have just joined in! Win-win-win.
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nikki898
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the way she writes it she makes it sound so calm. like he quietly picked her up put her outside and went back inside.
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EugeneFancypants
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
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mrhankie
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drugs
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Theblue_fml
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Don't worry, I sell those cheap :)
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Cressalys
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Dibs
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DaveOnDope
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If you 'just say no' can I have yours?
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plankton12
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ew
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DahkLohd
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Ew? What's wrong with you? Lesbian sex is hot!
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MissFukMyLuck
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second that sir!!
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rhartwick
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says the girl.
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maxtheman
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His pic is of spongebob. obviously not to old
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plankton12
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and my pic is not spongebob??
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an_villian
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depends if op is hot
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Glenn_Coco
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ah #25 are you the same one on twitter with that pic as your profile pic? :D
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Kelita
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Everyone has their own opinion on this n that's all good n gravy but me.....I prefer men cause a female could not satisfy me like a man could. Oh n if anyone is thinkin of tellin me thats y there r dildos....um no the real thing is waaayyyy better.
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xiar
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you were vagina blocked
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samadams42
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not this time...
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BunnehDino
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re reads :L
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samadams42
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hahahaha indeed
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Alexxcunningham
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twat swatted
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Bano360
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I like to call it a beaver dam.
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ImNinja
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63 Nice lol I'm using that now
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megamandude455
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i would've said "a cat that didn't get her fill"?
either that, or cat-blocked.
either that, or cat-blocked.
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larryb71
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twat swatted
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Lacris
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lol!!
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Emilyinroom483
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My preferred term is "vajected."
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Kelita
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vagina blocked hahahaha
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TheTweaker
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Actually the correct literary term would be "finger-blocked." The term "vagina-blocked" would mean she would be blocked from inserting her vagina into a vagina. Other terms that could work for this situation are "fist-blocked" and "dildo-blocked".
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kellyisyllek
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or maybe strap-snatched?
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Kelita
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#189 y u gotta b a party pooper!?? geeezzz the comment was funny the way she put it. Its not funny when u try to get all "literary term" on it.
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EugeneFancypants
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Nice.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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why do I find this hilarious?? ;D fyl op
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evilbee
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haha you are awesome
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lemoncows
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so awesome you needed to say it twice!
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jarrett98c
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so what does "op" mean?
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6969awesome
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orgasmic penis!
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KatieKhaos
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Overweight pears
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michabailey
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Original Poster. In forums, the guy who created a thread. On FML, the poster of the FML being commented upon.
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schwiggidy
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haha you are awesome
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schwiggidy
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haha you are awesome
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14MEDIC14
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vajected, strap-snatched, finger-blocked.
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omnomnicon
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wat
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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why do I find this hilarious?? ;D fyl op
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syki
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I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."
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PmbnsangCallBoy
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this!
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blahblahblah5_x
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ROFL sorry but that is hilarious.
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dnljcbsn
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I would have joined in just saying
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leprachaun405
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I believe I would have gone with a threesome.... yes I do believe so
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life_lol
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three way all the way. he must of been a 30sec man Lmfao
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Muffinzz11
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girl on girl is hawt ;3
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bfflrhea
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eww!!
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athlete11
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it's not Ew. he's right, it's very hot.
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MissFukMyLuck
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lol that's why women get paid lots to be filmed doing it! it's natural. not gross. *turn me on some pay per view son!!!!!*
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Amosatron
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I'm a girl, I'm straight, yet lesbian porn turns me on :3
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popatia
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not if they are ugly