By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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you were vagina blocked

I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."

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Hey look I got first comment. Now I wish I'd put something more constructive...

He should have just joined in! Win-win-win.

the way she writes it she makes it sound so calm. like he quietly picked her up put her outside and went back inside.

EugeneFancypants 0

Pictures or it didn't happen.

mrhankie 0

drugs

Don't worry, I sell those cheap :)

DaveOnDope 4

If you 'just say no' can I have yours?

ew

Ew? What's wrong with you? Lesbian sex is hot!

MissFukMyLuck 0

second that sir!!

says the girl.

His pic is of spongebob. obviously not to old

and my pic is not spongebob??

depends if op is hot

ah #25 are you the same one on twitter with that pic as your profile pic? :D

Kelita 0

Everyone has their own opinion on this n that's all good n gravy but me.....I prefer men cause a female could not satisfy me like a man could. Oh n if anyone is thinkin of tellin me thats y there r dildos....um no the real thing is waaayyyy better.

you were vagina blocked

samadams42 0

not this time...

samadams42 0

hahahaha indeed

I like to call it a beaver dam.

ImNinja 0

63 Nice lol I'm using that now

megamandude455 10

i would've said "a cat that didn't get her fill"? either that, or cat-blocked.

twat swatted

My preferred term is "vajected."

Kelita 0

vagina blocked hahahaha

Actually the correct literary term would be "finger-blocked." The term "vagina-blocked" would mean she would be blocked from inserting her vagina into a vagina. Other terms that could work for this situation are "fist-blocked" and "dildo-blocked".

kellyisyllek 0

or maybe strap-snatched?

Kelita 0

#189 y u gotta b a party pooper!?? geeezzz the comment was funny the way she put it. Its not funny when u try to get all "literary term" on it.

EugeneFancypants 0

Nice.

why do I find this hilarious?? ;D fyl op

haha you are awesome

lemoncows 2

so awesome you needed to say it twice!

jarrett98c 0

so what does "op" mean?

orgasmic penis!

Overweight pears

Original Poster. In forums, the guy who created a thread. On FML, the poster of the FML being commented upon.

schwiggidy 0

haha you are awesome

schwiggidy 0

haha you are awesome

vajected, strap-snatched, finger-blocked.

omnomnicon 9

wat

why do I find this hilarious?? ;D fyl op

I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."

PmbnsangCallBoy 0

this!

ROFL sorry but that is hilarious.

I would have joined in just saying

leprachaun405 0

I believe I would have gone with a threesome.... yes I do believe so

three way all the way. he must of been a 30sec man Lmfao

Muffinzz11 7

girl on girl is hawt ;3

bfflrhea 0

eww!!

athlete11 7

it's not Ew. he's right, it's very hot.

MissFukMyLuck 0

lol that's why women get paid lots to be filmed doing it! it's natural. not gross. *turn me on some pay per view son!!!!!*

I'm a girl, I'm straight, yet lesbian porn turns me on :3

popatia 0

not if they are ugly