Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
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Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
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MidnaLink 35
I'd punish him. He should know not to harm people for his own entertainment.
lexiieeex3 32
It's a dog eat dog world OP.
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Comments (25)
RichardPencil 32
Piercings are sexy because they look dangerous. This story helps their case -- it's a win for other girls, but it looks like you lost, by a nose.
sw2f2fchik612 12
A lot of dumbasses commenting on this one. Even if you don't personally like nose rings, why would you care that others do? And why does that mean OP deserves pain because they have one? How dare people look the way they want...assholes.