harambae
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bovine
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Bug5992
Kent, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
KO
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
MiniJeans
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn of phrase
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Top comments
bigbagofnope 25
did your partner give you any beef about it?
emeraldarcher74 30
There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.
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bigbagofnope 25
did your partner give you any beef about it?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I know I'd have a cow over it.
hkhan24 23
I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..
extrasnipes 22
I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed
emeraldarcher74 30
There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.
tmj25789 23
If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.
bandaidstations 28
My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.
tmj25789 23
#40 how did you react to that?
rockyanniee 8
I guess you were milking it for all it is worth.
ohsnapword 21
Honey, we talked about this. I thought it was cute. Please don't be embarrassed.
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I think that's kind of cute!
Tripartita 45
You don't say, Cow Girl Lilly?
xx000o 27
During sex there are no "accidents"
Jared900DUmpling 30
Except children.
Tripartita 45
You know, this is a regular occurrence for method **** actresses in the cowgirl position.
kowsee 22
Definitely different.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Why would you moo when you were the one milking him with your ******?
Mandybruin 15
Huh. Never thought of sex that way. Interesting. Should make a great pickup line: "I'd like to milk you with my ******. " Ohhh! Sexy time! :D
captainsmegma 12
That can happen when you're getting a high protein beef injection.
lulinator 40
Jesus! I'm bored, reading FML, while my baby snoozes in my arms. Your comment just made me snort really loud. It woke her up.
vimelo 8
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False_Stupidity 42
Such an insightful comment there #13. Sometimes three dots will be a winning comment, but unfortunately this time the steaks are too high and your comment loses.
jordynMKD 9
Beef steaks?