Bovine

By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

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Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
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bigbagofnope 25

did your partner give you any beef about it?

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emeraldarcher74 30

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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bigbagofnope 25

did your partner give you any beef about it?

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hkhan24 23

I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..

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extrasnipes 22

I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed

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emeraldarcher74 30

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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tmj25789 23

If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.

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bandaidstations 28

My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.

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rockyanniee 8

I guess you were milking it for all it is worth.

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ohsnapword 21

Honey, we talked about this. I thought it was cute. Please don't be embarrassed.

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Tripartita 44

You know, this is a regular occurrence for method **** actresses in the cowgirl position.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Why would you moo when you were the one milking him with your ******?

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Mandybruin 15

Huh. Never thought of sex that way. Interesting. Should make a great pickup line: "I'd like to milk you with my ******. " Ohhh! Sexy time! :D

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captainsmegma 12

That can happen when you're getting a high protein beef injection.

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lulinator 40

Jesus! I'm bored, reading FML, while my baby snoozes in my arms. Your comment just made me snort really loud. It woke her up.

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False_Stupidity 41

Such an insightful comment there #13. Sometimes three dots will be a winning comment, but unfortunately this time the steaks are too high and your comment loses.

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