Bovine

By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

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Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 179
You deserved it 3 137

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did your partner give you any beef about it?

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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did your partner give you any beef about it?

I know I'd have a cow over it.

I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..

I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.

My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.

#40 how did you react to that?

I guess you were milking it for all it is worth.

ohsnapword 21

Honey, we talked about this. I thought it was cute. Please don't be embarrassed.

I think that's kind of cute!

You don't say, Cow Girl Lilly?

During sex there are no "accidents"

You know, this is a regular occurrence for method porn actresses in the cowgirl position.

Definitely different.

Why would you moo when you were the one milking him with your vagina?

Huh. Never thought of sex that way. Interesting. Should make a great pickup line: "I'd like to milk you with my vagina. " Ohhh! Sexy time! :D

That can happen when you're getting a high protein beef injection.

Jesus! I'm bored, reading FML, while my baby snoozes in my arms. Your comment just made me snort really loud. It woke her up.

Such an insightful comment there #13. Sometimes three dots will be a winning comment, but unfortunately this time the steaks are too high and your comment loses.

Beef steaks?