By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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Despereaux 15
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But why wouldn't you just toss it down onto the floor near your dog?

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IchigoDeathGod 14
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Hopefully your mother understands! Wish you luck, cause we all know how scary mothers can be at times.

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Despereaux 15
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But why wouldn't you just toss it down onto the floor near your dog?

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RockyCharleyChar 8

More than likely, OP threw the food down the hallway so his dog would run away from him while he's eating. I don't think he anticipated his mom being there, though lol.

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cocainewhore 30
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Why wouldn't you train your dog not to do that in the first place?

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alexanderavatar 24
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whoops wrong dog he says riiiight

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gshocker20 21
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Maybe because you can't train any animal to not be hungry

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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23
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You can train an animal not to beg for human food. And give them plenty of healthy dog food. My dog knows not to beg.

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Snano 15
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I'm sure that didn't go over well with mother. Hopefully she'll understand!

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sean18202 10
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you threw it at the bitch! anybody? no? ok... jk FYL and im sure she is a very nice lady

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whysobeachy 37
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A bad comment, posted twice. Whoa!

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lexiale 10

That's a fishy situation. ^and a lame comment all in one

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Sunflower1919 19
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How short is your mother?!

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lexiale 10

He probably threw it high,

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sean18202 10
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you threw it at the wrong bitch... anybody? no? ok... Jk im sure she is a very nice lady

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ThatHorse 15
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Now she can say she caught a flying fish

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hellnosucka 27
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even more importantly, she caught it with her face.

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IchigoDeathGod 14
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Hopefully your mother understands! Wish you luck, cause we all know how scary mothers can be at times.

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lovelockdown23 23
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She got Fish Slapped.

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