Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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Top comments
Cathrin 26
Is your roommate male or lesbian? He/she might be trying to drop a hint.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Buy another toothbrush! :}
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Comments (29)
pks2014 10
Beware tomorrow he will come up with an idea of putting his undies and your lingerie together and will say we had sex :)
KVYLV 16
TO DO LIST: 1. get a new tooth brush. 2. get a new roommate.
creditless 14
bad enough your roommate is a weirdo... now u gotta deal with your toothbrushes dating
UnicornsForKurt 7
Lock anything you don't want stupid roommates to touch in your room. I learnt the hard way...
markcantlarp 16
It'll be any second now till there trying on your knickers while you're gone.
RichardPencil 32
And taking pictures of themselves doing it!
Hkigrl13 12
Run away. Run far away and never return.
N7Com 7
twas a forbidden love doomed from the start
lestatsbride 3
two words, New toothbrush
Goblin182 27
A truly WTF moment.
caggybandicoot 34
Send a message back saying "isn't that the toothbrush I use to scrub the toilet?" That ought to stop them.