The face in that picture is mine, because I'm a potato (I literally was named Signor Patata in my highschool Italian class). I really enjoy playing sports, especially baseball and basketball. I also like to take pictures and play video games, with my favorite game being League of Legends. I'm kind of weird at times, but I'm always happy to meet new people, so send me a message if you want to talk!
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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