By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
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Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

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Prepare for the many gross things kids will do. This is one of the many. I know personally I've done many questionable things like eat dog food, play and collect worms, bug eating contest with friends, etc. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit for your little one, but don't be surprised at all the nasty shit they will do from birth to childhood.

I've learned from this website that it often isn't limited to just childhood.

Yeah I've done many of those things as an adult. although inebriation was a part of it too

Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Poor earthworm.

Well ain't that disgusting.

If he can floss with an earthworm, his smile must look like a jack-o'-lantern's!

or like that one scene in the Grinch with the termites in his teeth!!!

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A snack and a floss all in one!

Bear Grylls better watch out. We have a prodigy in the making.

I've heard of being down to earth, but it seems that he has the right concept, but too literal. Just guide him and he'll be ok.

He's just an innovator :3