Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Not enough RAM
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Anyone could've waltzed in
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
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Awahso 25
Shoulda used FedEx
moninbg 8
Common sense is not so common
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DarkHelmet 10
sucks for you OP. I guess that new sex toy you bought is gonna be siting in you box for a little while longer
iraq24 2
well you have to rip out the mailbox and shove it up the guys ass. from there on you violate him with a wine bottle until he manages to open the box. if all else fails buy a new one
partyfool2011 4
Failed attempt to act like miss bunny?
iraq24 2
I have no ides who that is I was just trying to express what I would do... guess that's why I'm on house arrest
JakeLee 6
43-you are so bad at trying to be funny, it's not even funny.
iraq24 2
good sir you should stop trolling and go back to touching yourself to a picture of yourself ;)
JodeMiVida 13
Rip open the mail box, then sue the company for not putting it in the front door as requested. (BTW, I'm not American, I'm just saying "sue" due to lack of common sense here).
Complaining 13
So Americans stereotypically incline to suing someone if they have problems? Thanks for the memo.
BloodyDraven 0
wow, way to stereotype Americans, guess I can say bits are just a bunch of all talk no walk wusses who can figure out what dental hygiene is
BloodyDraven 0
wow, u wanna stereotype Americans, well, over here, bits are stereotyped as being all talk, no walk losers who cant figure out what dental hygiene is.
cimh 9
It is a fact that this stereotype exists she only did not want to get a bunch of comments like "oh typical American" as it usually happens on this site. No offense, but there are quite SOME American or Canadian who sue other pple for stuff that I wouldnt even think of doing so (ex. a woman from Toronto sues the company where she bought a shoe (high heels) because the heel broke; or a more recent one in the tabloids: a police officer - turned bodyguard - sues Britney Spears because she apparently hit on him while she was still on drugs etc... sorry but if a bodyguard cannot help himself (from a woman half his size) than I don't know why he would want to work as a bodyguard?!)
BloodyDraven 0
ok, so just cause a few people sue and are tv, its a typical American thing? I dont think so, give any other country the right to sue, and then see what happens, ull still have a few who do it, and there will be the majority who get pissed off cause those few set the example for the whole
seraphimoctavia 8
They never said they were British either, they could quite easily be Canadian. Also there's absolutely nothing wrong with British dental hygiene, generally Americans are overly obsessed with having white, straight teeth... And that can actually make your teeth worse. Yes British teeth may look awful, but they're generally healthy and stronger.
wordnerd42 0
Today, an attempt to avoid starting an argument about stereotypes began an argument about stereotypes. FML
JakeLee 6
heyyy buddy. don't make fun of bits. bits are very nice. they may not be whole, but they do the best they can as their little bit selves.
BDTM 0
#22 yes that seems to be how it plays out most of the time I hear.
snickersxx 0
Lol at all the people who got offended by 18's comment.
Complaining 13
I bet the mail man had a long day.
gabeman120 10
yet
sporkman 0
Well be careful trying to get it open. You might look like someone trying to steal mail
Mistery510 6
idiot
wdawson 0
How do you know it's in there if you can't open your mailbox?
KingOfOreos 0
ha caught op in the act of a fake fml
megan6040 0
LOL put a smile on my face this morning. I swear some people really lack common sense.
KingOfOreos 0
have you guys thought that the mail nan might not of been told to do so from his boss and was just delivering his mail like normal
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Yeah exactly, I don't think the mailman knew.