MailMaster
Australia
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Dumbass
United States
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
DaisyMay
United States
Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML
steph
China
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Lara
Empoli, Italy
Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
Byebye
Sappemeer, Netherlands
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Posty
United Kingdom
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Chris
United States
Not enough RAM
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
ivegotapackage
Greensboro, United States
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
ZeldaovaPeach
Brisbane, Australia
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
DTMM
Anyone could've waltzed in
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
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Awahso 25
Shoulda used FedEx
moninbg 8
Common sense is not so common
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Comments (133)
Senior29 8
hello! go ninja on it
charadeyouare 0
not everyone can go ninja...besides, a ninja wouln't have needed a key in the first place :P
Senior29 8
umm, den use a sledgehammer and smash the thing?
TroubledLego 5
So wait. How could the mailman get the mailbox open, when you can't? Or are you seriously that lazy that you can't walk the 10 extra steps to the mailbox.
psychwardnurse 0
uhhhh op doesn't have her key, but the mailman has a MASTER key to open the BACK of the mailboxes to put the mail into the correct mailbox. have you never seen a mailbox setup at an apartment complex? dumbass.
Mistery510 6
you are stupid you know that??... mailmen have keys for mailboxes EVEN if you lose your OWN key
poolshark1017 0
well let me ask this.... How did you know the key was in your mailbox if you didn't have a key to open your mailbox to see the key for your mailbox!!! Total mind freak!!
Allstarr23 1
Could have had tracking number on the package with the key. When OP checked it would say delivered. Think before you speak, a 5 year old could have figured that out.
epfdwefc19 0
how would you know it's in the mail box? is it see though?
psychwardnurse 0
tracking numbers/delivery confirmation is a WONDERFUL thing... dur
CaptainDouche 0
You deserve it for having a mailbox that locks. Do it old school: cardboard box held up by a 2 by 4.
jacksonclarke 0
so just open your mailbox and get it out. idiot!
Mistery510 6
idiot
asia21love 0
that is priceless
FliPsliCE 3
Your mailman must be from Poland.
iJiZinURsis 1
ha
HowAreYouToday 34
no, it is still there. it is just on vacation.