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  slurshies  |  11

1- I know the pressure to get first comment is powerful, but you are just wasting space with a comment that doesn't really make sense in relation to the FML

  Bpwoods  |  6

I used to have a pool, but then we got all of the "p" out of it... We now have an ool...

Edit: ok this was a lot stupider than it seemed as I was typing it... Just slightly ignore it.

  ThomasScott  |  7

She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

  dancinwookie  |  21

@73 and 86- thank you for turning this into a musical, nostalgic comment reading journey for me. For all those who are clueless look up "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something".

  Ch0sen  |  13

I used to think people were generally somewhat intelligent - then I began reading your blog and all hope in that notion completely died; I'll be sitting in the "actually a complete dumbass" camp.

  Xythenol  |  6

Yeah. Usually if I go to the mailbox around 5, that's the time the mailman is delivering everything. (I live in a mobile home complex) When he sees someone standing around waiting, he'll always just ask which mailbox is yours and then hand you your mail.


#10- I've made the decision that since I can't read your comments without thinking about Voldemort, he needs to be your profile picture. :3
That is all.

OP, that sucks but just try talking to the mailman like others have suggested.

By  kimg0885  |  23

Ok so I lost my mailbox key one time; all you have to do is go to your nearest local post office tell them you lost it;and for a small fee they will replace the lock and you can return a few days later to pick up your new keys. Oh and op, it's ok we all have those face palm moments, hopefully it's not all the time with your boyfriend. Just take a deep breath and smile!