Oh, the irony

No, it's time for her to be more worried about the key to his brain. Rusty unused thing evidently needs some starting up once in a while.

Ummm yea she needs to send him to a therapist

How would a therapist fix his problem of not using his brain?

He/she wouldn't.

1- I know the pressure to get first comment is powerful, but you are just wasting space with a comment that doesn't really make sense in relation to the FML

Or maybe he may need to dye his hair brown if he is a blond

Wow, your bf is a total f*cking dumbass.

I used to have a pool, but then we got all of the "p" out of it... We now have an ool... Edit: ok this was a lot stupider than it seemed as I was typing it... Just slightly ignore it.

It could have been a lot worse like you used to have a pool then you lost all your L, and you see where I'm going with this.

Nope, I don't see where you're going with this.

Just pee in your ool and you'll be back in business.

And i said what about breakfast at Tiffany's

She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You said "BITCH BETTER GET MY HONEY!" about breakfast at Tiffany's....(must have seen workaholics episode his profile is from to understand)

@73 and 86- thank you for turning this into a musical, nostalgic comment reading journey for me. For all those who are clueless look up "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something".

I don't watch Workaholics, they just play the song at work all the time.

Can always send it through a company like FedEx so it goes to your door and not the box.

I used to think people were generally somewhat intelligent - then I began reading your blog and all hope in that notion completely died; I'll be sitting in the "actually a complete dumbass" camp.

I'll keep my hopes in mankind and believe the bf is just messing with OP.

FedEx doesn't always bring it to your door.

I, on the other hand, thought he did it as a joke.

At least he showed initive in getting the key back home...

Fax is too cool, he should've texted it.

Psshhh, he should've paged it to op.

My initial guess was that he was gonna email it

I still say he could've smoke signaled it.

Carrier pigeon!

It's a key! You can't fax a key you ******* idiot!

76, it appears that you are the only "******* idiot" in this group. That being said, he could totally have IMed it to her.

76) No shit, Sherlock! That was the joke! And thanks for ******* up the combo! I'm going to fax you a punch in the face.

surprised no one has mentioned it, but a "Care Package" couldn't hurt. just pop some smoke! or a flare.

He could have morse coded it

He also could've telegraphed it.

He should've just used sign language.

Paper clip to pick lock? No? ok.

And if that works out you'll kill two birds with one stone.

Accept that OP has a boyfriend...

*Except

Sorry 102, I'm in denial.

I bet he is a blond because he mailed her the lock for her mail and I bet she is a blond for not having a spare key.

I bet everyone is a blonde in your point of view.

No not everyone just the dumb people

In my apartment complex we aren't allowed to have spare keys made for the mailbox (it's a crime) but our management office has one

Didn't see 5's comment when posting mine sorry.

Eh yours was probably more appropriate...and realistic

Yeah. Usually if I go to the mailbox around 5, that's the time the mailman is delivering everything. (I live in a mobile home complex) When he sees someone standing around waiting, he'll always just ask which mailbox is yours and then hand you your mail.

#10- I've made the decision that since I can't read your comments without thinking about Voldemort, he needs to be your profile picture. :3 That is all. OP, that sucks but just try talking to the mailman like others have suggested.

He inspired my username anyway. xD