By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
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Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.

Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.

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Well, maybe it's time to change the locks

ogatasan 5

Oh, the irony

No, it's time for her to be more worried about the key to his brain. Rusty unused thing evidently needs some starting up once in a while.

Ummm yea she needs to send him to a therapist

How would a therapist fix his problem of not using his brain?

1- I know the pressure to get first comment is powerful, but you are just wasting space with a comment that doesn't really make sense in relation to the FML

Or maybe he may need to dye his hair brown if he is a blond

Wow, your bf is a total f*cking dumbass.

Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.

I used to have a pool, but then we got all of the "p" out of it... We now have an ool... Edit: ok this was a lot stupider than it seemed as I was typing it... Just slightly ignore it.

It could have been a lot worse like you used to have a pool then you lost all your L, and you see where I'm going with this.

Nope, I don't see where you're going with this.

RedPillSucks 31

Just pee in your ool and you'll be back in business.

Waka_Flocka_ 3

And i said what about breakfast at Tiffany's

She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You said "BITCH BETTER GET MY HONEY!" about breakfast at Tiffany's....(must have seen workaholics episode his profile is from to understand)

@73 and 86- thank you for turning this into a musical, nostalgic comment reading journey for me. For all those who are clueless look up "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something".

I don't watch Workaholics, they just play the song at work all the time.

Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.

Can always send it through a company like FedEx so it goes to your door and not the box.

I used to think people were generally somewhat intelligent - then I began reading your blog and all hope in that notion completely died; I'll be sitting in the "actually a complete dumbass" camp.

I'll keep my hopes in mankind and believe the bf is just messing with OP.

FedEx doesn't always bring it to your door.

I, on the other hand, thought he did it as a joke.

At least he showed initive in getting the key back home...

perdix 29

What a dumb-ass! He should just fax it to you. YWIA.

Fax is too cool, he should've texted it.

Psshhh, he should've paged it to op.

My initial guess was that he was gonna email it

Blackmail111 9

I still say he could've smoke signaled it.

Carrier pigeon!

It's a key! You can't fax a key you fucking idiot!

raraisbang 12

76, it appears that you are the only "fucking idiot" in this group. That being said, he could totally have IMed it to her.

76) No shit, Sherlock! That was the joke! And thanks for fucking up the combo! I'm going to fax you a punch in the face.

surprised no one has mentioned it, but a "Care Package" couldn't hurt. just pop some smoke! or a flare.

He could have morse coded it

Blackmail111 9

He also could've telegraphed it.

He should've just used sign language.

Paper clip to pick lock? No? ok.

Time to start flirting with the mailman...

And if that works out you'll kill two birds with one stone.

Accept that OP has a boyfriend...

Sorry 102, I'm in denial.

You should always have a spare key. Just in case.

I bet he is a blond because he mailed her the lock for her mail and I bet she is a blond for not having a spare key.

I bet everyone is a blonde in your point of view.

No not everyone just the dumb people

notyobabymomma 4

In my apartment complex we aren't allowed to have spare keys made for the mailbox (it's a crime) but our management office has one

Just try to talk to the mail man and have him give you the key instead of putting it in the mail box.(:

Didn't see 5's comment when posting mine sorry.

Eh yours was probably more appropriate...and realistic

Yeah. Usually if I go to the mailbox around 5, that's the time the mailman is delivering everything. (I live in a mobile home complex) When he sees someone standing around waiting, he'll always just ask which mailbox is yours and then hand you your mail.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#10- I've made the decision that since I can't read your comments without thinking about Voldemort, he needs to be your profile picture. :3 That is all. OP, that sucks but just try talking to the mailman like others have suggested.

He inspired my username anyway. xD

momolee 4

Lol he's an idiot

Ok so I lost my mailbox key one time; all you have to do is go to your nearest local post office tell them you lost it;and for a small fee they will replace the lock and you can return a few days later to pick up your new keys. Oh and op, it's ok we all have those face palm moments, hopefully it's not all the time with your boyfriend. Just take a deep breath and smile!