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  enonymous  |  8

Obviously you're going to need a big bag of weed and make a peace offering to the cool parents social group. If you bring munchies they will love you too

  iluvboobies  |  9

Awww, the beauty of the public school system, where they'll teach your child to be a superficial drone-member of the consumerist society with an empty soul. Yay! Congrats, OP!

  murlocholmes  |  5

Wow... How did society fall apart to the point where parents are supposed to follow orders from their kids. My advice OP: I hear that a pillowcase with a few oranges doesn't leave any bruises...

  LiyIa_fml  |  8

Same, my parents are amazing. I had my dad walk me into class each morning until elem. School ended.... Middle school wouldn't allow my dad to come with me :( lol

  Enslaved  |  36

I was so embarrassed of my dad growing up because he would always blast classical music on the radio on my way to school. Now, I love it. Wolfgang kicks ass!(:

  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

It would be useless trying to fit in with some of those retarded parents these days. I have a feeling they have more of a need to be attending school than the children themselves.


Ops kid: mom ur not cool
op: aww :((
Ops kid: yeh, the cool moms have big, frizzy hair, and pretty jeans that go up to there tummies, and there big and squishy like a giant stuffed Teddy bear
Op: >:))

  kyliebear  |  15

If you're allowing her to tell you what you can do and can't do at the age of 5, that's fucked up. When you walk her in to school, show the bitch and hold her hand & kiss her goodbye!