By Alyssa - 28/8/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Dirty girl

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

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By Alup132 | 22

#7837170 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 4:03

Were you the last person he touched? It makes sense to wait until touching everyone if that’s what he did.

By ticklebeard30 | 7

#7837179 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 5:33

he knows whst you do with that hand

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By Alup132 | 22

#7837170 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 4:03

Were you the last person he touched? It makes sense to wait until touching everyone if that’s what he did.

LostSoul | 18

#7837546 - Thursday 29 August 2019 1:40

That was my thought. People usually wait until the end to use it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7837176 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 5:13

Are you sure it was hand sanitizer and not actually lube?

You might have put the devil in him, you dirty girl! He'll have to beat it out!

By ticklebeard30 | 7

#7837179 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 5:33

he knows whst you do with that hand

By Wadlaen | 14

#7837308 - Wednesday 28 August 2019 14:25

Are you a dirty little girl...?