Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:51

you should put a hidden camera within eyesight, maybe hidden in a tree... tampering with the mailbox is a felony in the US.

Jessica May Pollard 7

Thursday 4 January 2018 13:04

must be a jeep

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:51

you should put a hidden camera within eyesight, maybe hidden in a tree... tampering with the mailbox is a felony in the US.

Jessica May Pollard 7

Thursday 4 January 2018 13:04

must be a jeep

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