Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Not enough RAM
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Anyone could've waltzed in
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
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Awahso 25
Shoulda used FedEx
moninbg 8
Common sense is not so common
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Comments (133)
alexFYL 11
Well, how was the mailman supposed to know your new package was the key? Invest in a basic lockpick set. :)
life2007 0
fail you could chill around for the postman to show up and hopefully get him to get it for you
MissRoxiie 12
if ppl lockpick cars, im sure you can lockpick a basic mailbox lock.
iraq24 2
yeah but have you ever picked a lock it usually permanently wrecks the lock so it mo longer works
Ugi 27
Could you not have taped up your mailbox with a big note saying to drop mail at your door? Then it would have been nice and obvious.
markonbeach 0
How do you know the keys even in there?
SirObvious 1
mail goes in the mail box...
patzz12 0
lmao
Jess1008 4
how do you know it even got delivered if you can't see into your mailbox
psychwardnurse 0
omg they have delivery confirmation... do you people live in the stone age??
Jess1008 4
If I live in stone age then so do you...duhh
Briii00 2
Lmfaooo, that sucks. :D
nlr 9
you should tell the main office because they should have an extra key...