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http://dictionary.reference.com Or you could always use this

Irony: slapping a kid in the face with no tears shampoo What op said: another way of saying he needs to go to the gym.

I heard there's a two for one deal going on. Perhaps #1 could give you their extra copy of the dictionary so that you could learn what irony is as well.

Once you get the flow going, it isn't tough at all..

Crap, sorry about the thumb down #16. It was an accident. OP, it is so much less stressful to eat that icing that comes in the plastic containers. Then you can just scoop it out with a spoon, and it's less taxing on the arms.

My exercise is reaching high enough to reach the cookies on top of the fridge (I'm a VERY short girl)

That's great. She also can start lifting jugs of milk or OJ. Believe it, it does help. A lot.

Well, them bananas are tricksy little fruitses.

No shit

11 - Your comments have been utterly useless on these recent FMLs. Stop replying to my comments with idiotic and unproductive remarks.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I'll comment what I want. You are wasting your time getting worked up over my silly little comments. I dont care what you have to say about me. Your judgments have no affect. And you are just trying I make yourself sound better then me.

If they're silly... I really don't see the need for you to post them now do you? #28

Like I said I'll post what I want. Whether people like it or not. I don't care. I'm not here to please people. It's my comments. This is a social app. People say dumb shit. Who cares. Go on with your life.

the fact you keep defending yourself shows you care

You'll most definitely not post what you want in reply to my comments you fucking cunt. There's a policy, and your useless wisecracks are unproductive as hell. I'm not making "judgements" or trying to make myself look better than you, so stop with that bullshit rhetoric of it having no "affect [sic]" on you.

FML policy 21 subsection 21 "all lovers quarrels should be taken to messages."

Don't we all have muscles

Yeah stuffing their pie hole lol Or should I say icing their cake hole?

what would be the point of the gym then if she's not going to work hard?

I meant to hard as in people go nuts thinking their to fat, OP shouldn't be making her muscles sore then working them more.