Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas...

By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 535

You deserved it 3 353

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 930

You deserved it 4 423

By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 770

You deserved it 4 000

By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 734

You deserved it 11 212

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 432

You deserved it 3 028

By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 924

You deserved it 2 729

By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 145

You deserved it 1 255

By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 424

You deserved it 3 894

Don't mess with family

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 00:02

Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 117

You deserved it 1 084

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 666

You deserved it 4 528

By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 620

You deserved it 6 328

perdix 29

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.

rjonesy1992 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:14

Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.

Comments

tayza249 20

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:17

That sounds pretty awesome to me. If you don't like it, maybe don't stay home all day long? Go out and do something!

docscientist 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:37

You mean like to a store where they also blare Christmas music already? Some plan you have there. :)

katt_is_here 24

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:04

Start sarcasm. Yeah OP! tayza249 thinks that you should move into a hotel for a month because how dare you inconvenience your thoughtful, Christmas humping neighbors by trying to sleep through that noise! End sarcasm.

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:18

Sunglasses and earplug time!!

twofirstnames 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:18

Haha play another Christmas song all day long just as loud and annoying(:

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:20

Shout at the devil by Motley Crue isn't annoying, but would definitely make them mad :)

Enslaved 36

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:15

Not me! I LOVE Mötley Crüe! Got the name "Enslaved" from one of their songs!(:

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:14

I love Mötley Crüe too!! If they are really into CHRISTmas then shout at the DEVIL would probably piss them off.... I'd never diss Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil, Mick Mars or Tommy Lee!!

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:23

Don't be a slave, a slave to someone else Why the hell did I not pick up on that? I thought...eh... You know... The cat... An... Uh....My mind just got blown. I need a cookie now.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:57

*holds out a ginger molasses cookie*

Enslaved 36

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:55

You're slipping, kicky? It's okay. I've got plenty of cookies to share with all the Mötley Crüe fans! (:

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:25

I wanna cookie!!!! ....Please....

Swagmaster7 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:46

Or you could blast "Never Guna Give You Up" by Rick Astley and they'll be inside in no time :)

tmaq973 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:21

Are you... From the future? It's only November 26th over here and as far as I know, the time zones are not THAT different

KailyKii 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:24

Are you.... From the past?!

xxmollyxx 25

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:25

So, 4 days until Dec 1 and then 25 days until Dec 25th...?

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:25

There are 30 days in November and it's the 26th. That leaves four whole days until December. Christmas is the 25th. 4+25=29

mnmolino 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:26

Maybe they are mathematically challenged, or maybe you just need to stop bang mean to the OP and shut the black hole in the middle of your face.

KailyKii 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:26

I just realized my comment was a fail... I don't keep track of the date -.-"

zachherbert 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:29

It says the date on when it was posted -.-

Toowoo 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:32

Stop with the math. It's the weekend. Math is only for weekdays.

SummerFever 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:42

"For the last time, NOBODY SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY ******* MATH!"

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:24

If you want to be cool you can set up the lights on your house to flash to Raining Blood by Slayer. There's a pretty sick video of it on YouTube.

SummerFever 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:15

Even better: Scrape or ULTRAnumb by Blue Stahli

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:27

Christmas isn't about giving and receiving these days, it's about who can produce the most expensive electricity bills

Steve95401 49

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:33

It sounds like OP lives near the Griswold family.

raaawwwrrZ 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:33

Perdix that was you i was shooting at?

raaawwwrrZ 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:35

Shit that was supposed to be a comment thingy @ perdixes commint

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:35

My suggestion is to get the Trans-Siberian Orchestra christmas album (Lost Christmas Eve, I believe it's called) and blare it back at them.

Steve95401 49

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:38

What does Trans-Siberian Orchestra do the other eleven months of the year? Also, OP could blast the audio from the commercials for annual holiday favorites like The Clapper and Chia Pets.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:50

Trans-Siberian Orchestra actually has several albums that are not "Lost Christmas Eve" and are not Christmas Music. So they probably play other pieces.