By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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tekie 0

Ugh....I had this happen with someones kid when I was working in a childrens clothing store. The kid told the mom for 30 minutes that she had to go potty, and the mom ignored her. She left a trail of diarrhea all over our store. I had to clean it up because I was 17 at the time, and the only one working who wasn't a manager. Gross. People are disgusting and rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with this!!

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audiogasmic 0

ugh that's disgusting, i understand it can be hard to hold explosive diarrhea in, but honestly at the first sign of pain down there you should probably skidaddle to a bathroom ASAP. sorry you had to deal with that :(

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derfboy23 0

FIRST! And that's exactly when you ask your manager for a payraise :-Þ

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audiogasmic 0

ugh that's disgusting, i understand it can be hard to hold explosive diarrhea in, but honestly at the first sign of pain down there you should probably skidaddle to a bathroom ASAP. sorry you had to deal with that :(

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kiki123_55555 0

well my taffy councler Julie had to clean shit out of the porta-potty. How she found out? she was getting toilet paper and it was in there, in the urinal, and on the walls. So BEAT THAT HOTWHEELS!!!

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angrymexican 8

First of all, it's hotwheels, beat that, not beat that hotwheels, second of all this one is way worse.

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tekie 0

Ugh....I had this happen with someones kid when I was working in a childrens clothing store. The kid told the mom for 30 minutes that she had to go potty, and the mom ignored her. She left a trail of diarrhea all over our store. I had to clean it up because I was 17 at the time, and the only one working who wasn't a manager. Gross. People are disgusting and rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with this!!

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Clare420 0

your story is more of a FML cause you weren't trained to do. op YDI for getting trained in that and complaining, it's your job!!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I feel sorry for you having to clean that up, and I feel sorry for that kid because her bitch of a mother ignored her. That's an example of dumbass parenting at its finest. When your child had to go, stop whatever you're doing and take them to the damn bathroom.

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amirn86 0

Wow that sucks. It sucks even more that you had to through special training to clean up someone's shit

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deadpool91 0

wow it's really a fml if you are trained in biohazard waste removal, and you're working in a frickin grocery store. I was doing that when I was 14.

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tehhotness 0

Diarrhea = hilarious. Except when you have to clean it up i suppose

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jam26 0

quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this site.

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Jdeluxh 12

Yet your picture is still more disgusting

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Evilaine 0

I agree with jam26...that's pretty horrible.

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gumcuzzler 0

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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arm89 0

ahahahaha im sorry, that sucks. this same thing happened at my old job...only the manager cleaned it. AND after the lady went to the bathroom, she proceeded to shop with poop dripping throughout the store, holding her dirty underwear in her hands! hahah not to mention, we only have carpeted aisle in the whole store......... that was where the majority of it dripped.

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