Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay
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Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?
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holybuckets
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I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)
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indistructo
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your boss is CRAZY as shit
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mlb58
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Hear those sleigh bella ring-a-ling ting ting tinklin...
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xosportsgirl14x
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Seriously. Think how must awkward that be, considering most people try to be quiet when peeing in public.
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RetardedBullFrog
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Time to rock the jingle while you tingle!
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npnptracking
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Well at least it's Christmas he's making you celebrate and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or something ;)
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hinchkongfang
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You tinkle while you tinkle!!
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Checker
| 20
Why is Christmas the superior, 60?
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Moonsorrow_fml
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60 is obviously one of "those" christians.
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OriginalimoaN
| 15
And what exactly is wrong with those holidays? Celebrating Hannukah entails eating a shit ton of fried foods!
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leogirl95
| 12
It's Christmas...we're all in misery. (From Christmas Vacation)
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Checker
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My conclusion: He's an asshole... Am I allowed to say that?
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Lenho
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#60 Why didn't you include Robanukah?
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alsnyder12
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Cleverly worded
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ReinaJay
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Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?
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EvilPotato
| 14
Maybe not everyone, but OP's boss apparently does.
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juliahockey
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Here in Canada, it already passed! Next holiday is christmas.
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harbqll
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Who says you can't have two months of Christmas, AND do Thanksgiving? Don't be such a Scrooge.
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cjguthrie
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No to my family thanksgiving is huge in our family same with Easter and stuff pike that but we all are big into civil rights and our religion of christianity
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cjguthrie
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(like)
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Cmdr_Shepard
| 17
How can we forget about Thanksgiving? The day after that is Black Friday! :D But seriously, unless you're selling turkeys, you're not gonna care about Thanksgiving. Christmas is what makes all the money.
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shannonreneee
| 11
Not everyone celebrates thanks giving
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holybuckets
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I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)
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RMRaidersNumbah3
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so im not the only one
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MLK12345
| 4
I miss Michael;(
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ceilingfans
| 1
Your boss is awesome. Don't argue.
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KiddNYC1O
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Christmas is awesome. The boss is just trying to keep it alive because let's be serious, as you get older, Christmas just isn't the same...
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419
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Wonder if he listens to Justin Bieber... That could have gotten him into the Christmas spirit.
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tysen97
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Omg fucking mistletoe shit!
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darkflight
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Op's boss is like my mom.
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palahniukpaul
| 6
Could be worse...
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FYLDeep
| 25
Anyone who's ever worked retail knows that the holiday mood isn't a good mood.
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upyourzlolz
| 11
I think it's worse when the christmas theme stays till February.
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zombicidal
| 11
reminds me of scrubs JD breaks up with a girl for singing Christmas carols in summer. (IT WAS AUGUST THE WEATHER WAS FAR FROM FRIGHTFUL!)
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substitutes
| 0
That's the jingle bell
Rockk
Rockk
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chickenwalrus
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Can't tingle without a jingle
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bad_chiquita
| 5
That last line made me LMAO!!!
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Youdrongo
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This comment made me F.A.C.E.P.A.L.M!
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CalCommando
| 6
It's never too early to spread holiday cheer! Fuck, who am I kidding, I hate people like your boss.
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rattusrattus
| 18
Christmas cheer starts on the 1st December. It must be gone by 12th January. Otherwise I get the opposite of cheery. The homicidal opposite.
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waycool
| 10
I would prefer 'tinkling' to a jingle than hearing plops from a cubicle!
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foodlord
| 5
Female boss?