By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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holybuckets 0
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I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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indistructo 3
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your boss is CRAZY as shit

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mlb58 0
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Hear those sleigh bella ring-a-ling ting ting tinklin...

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Seriously. Think how must awkward that be, considering most people try to be quiet when peeing in public.

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RetardedBullFrog 4
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Time to rock the jingle while you tingle!

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npnptracking 7
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Well at least it's Christmas he's making you celebrate and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or something ;)

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hinchkongfang 0
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You tinkle while you tinkle!!

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Checker 20
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Why is Christmas the superior, 60?

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Moonsorrow_fml 0

60 is obviously one of "those" christians.

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OriginalimoaN 15
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And what exactly is wrong with those holidays? Celebrating Hannukah entails eating a shit ton of fried foods!

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leogirl95 12

It's Christmas...we're all in misery. (From Christmas Vacation)

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Checker 20
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My conclusion: He's an asshole... Am I allowed to say that?

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Lenho 26
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#60 Why didn't you include Robanukah?

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alsnyder12 0

Cleverly worded

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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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EvilPotato 14
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Maybe not everyone, but OP's boss apparently does.

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juliahockey 0
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Here in Canada, it already passed! Next holiday is christmas.

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harbqll 0

Who says you can't have two months of Christmas, AND do Thanksgiving? Don't be such a Scrooge.

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cjguthrie 8

No to my family thanksgiving is huge in our family same with Easter and stuff pike that but we all are big into civil rights and our religion of christianity

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cjguthrie 8

(like)

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Cmdr_Shepard 17
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How can we forget about Thanksgiving? The day after that is Black Friday! :D But seriously, unless you're selling turkeys, you're not gonna care about Thanksgiving. Christmas is what makes all the money.

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shannonreneee 11
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Not everyone celebrates thanks giving

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holybuckets 0
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I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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RMRaidersNumbah3 0
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so im not the only one

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MLK12345 4
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I miss Michael;(

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ceilingfans 1

Your boss is awesome. Don't argue.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Christmas is awesome. The boss is just trying to keep it alive because let's be serious, as you get older, Christmas just isn't the same...

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419 0
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Wonder if he listens to Justin Bieber... That could have gotten him into the Christmas spirit.

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tysen97 0
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Omg fucking mistletoe shit!

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darkflight 3
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Op's boss is like my mom.

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palahniukpaul 6

Could be worse...

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FYLDeep 25

Anyone who's ever worked retail knows that the holiday mood isn't a good mood.

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upyourzlolz 11
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I think it's worse when the christmas theme stays till February.

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zombicidal 11
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reminds me of scrubs JD breaks up with a girl for singing Christmas carols in summer. (IT WAS AUGUST THE WEATHER WAS FAR FROM FRIGHTFUL!)

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substitutes 0
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That's the jingle bell Rockk

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chickenwalrus 14

Can't tingle without a jingle

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bad_chiquita 5
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That last line made me LMAO!!!

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Youdrongo 0
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This comment made me F.A.C.E.P.A.L.M!

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CalCommando 6

It's never too early to spread holiday cheer! Fuck, who am I kidding, I hate people like your boss.

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rattusrattus 18
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Christmas cheer starts on the 1st December. It must be gone by 12th January. Otherwise I get the opposite of cheery. The homicidal opposite.

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waycool 10
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I would prefer 'tinkling' to a jingle than hearing plops from a cubicle!

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foodlord 5
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Female boss?

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