FML : Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even...

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Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unhappyelf / Monday 14 November 2011 21:53 / United States

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By ReinaJay | 13

#3587294 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:49

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

By holybuckets | 0

#3587307 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:52

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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By indistructo | 3

#3587287 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:48

your boss is CRAZY as shit

mlb58 | 0

#3587425 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:16

Hear those sleigh bella ring-a-ling ting ting tinklin...

xosportsgirl14x | 8

#3587429 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:17

Seriously. Think how must awkward that be, considering most people try to be quiet when peeing in public.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#3587443 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:20

Time to rock the jingle while you tingle!

npnptracking | 7

#3588065 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:19

Well at least it's Christmas he's making you celebrate and not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or something ;)

hinchkongfang | 0

#3588181 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:02

You tinkle while you tinkle!!

Checker | 20

#3588193 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:05

Why is Christmas the superior, 60?

Moonsorrow_fml | 0

#3588200 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:06

60 is obviously one of "those" christians.

OriginalimoaN | 15

#3588204 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:08

And what exactly is wrong with those holidays? Celebrating Hannukah entails eating a shit ton of fried foods!

leogirl95 | 12

#3588208 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:10

It's Christmas...we're all in misery. (From Christmas Vacation)

Checker | 20

#3588213 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:11

My conclusion: He's an asshole... Am I allowed to say that?

Lenho | 26

#3589354 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:10

#60 Why didn't you include Robanukah?

alsnyder12 | 0

#3590483 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 10:37

Cleverly worded

By ReinaJay | 13

#3587294 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:49

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

EvilPotato | 14

#3587928 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 04:37

Maybe not everyone, but OP's boss apparently does.

juliahockey | 0

#3587931 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 04:37

Here in Canada, it already passed! Next holiday is christmas.

harbqll | 0

#3588096 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:29

Who says you can't have two months of Christmas, AND do Thanksgiving? Don't be such a Scrooge.

cjguthrie | 8

#3588158 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:54

No to my family thanksgiving is huge in our family same with Easter and stuff pike that but we all are big into civil rights and our religion of christianity

cjguthrie | 8

#3588165 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:56

(like)

Cmdr_Shepard | 17

#3588459 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 08:02

How can we forget about Thanksgiving? The day after that is Black Friday! :D But seriously, unless you're selling turkeys, you're not gonna care about Thanksgiving. Christmas is what makes all the money.

shannonreneee | 11

#3592397 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 05:43

Not everyone celebrates thanks giving

By holybuckets | 0

#3587307 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:52

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#3587993 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 04:59

so im not the only one

MLK12345 | 4

#3588305 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 06:42

I miss Michael;(

By ceilingfans | 1

#3587312 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:52

Your boss is awesome. Don't argue.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3587395 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:09

Christmas is awesome. The boss is just trying to keep it alive because let's be serious, as you get older, Christmas just isn't the same...

419 | 0

#3587649 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 03:27

Wonder if he listens to Justin Bieber... That could have gotten him into the Christmas spirit.

tysen97 | 0

#3587811 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 04:14

Omg fucking mistletoe shit!

darkflight | 3

#3610534 - Sunday 20 November 2011 04:31

Op's boss is like my mom.

By palahniukpaul | 6

#3587327 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:53

Could be worse...

FYLDeep | 25

#3587338 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:54

Anyone who's ever worked retail knows that the holiday mood isn't a good mood.

By upyourzlolz | 11

#3587329 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:54

I think it's worse when the christmas theme stays till February.

zombicidal | 11

#3587399 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:10

reminds me of scrubs JD breaks up with a girl for singing Christmas carols in summer. (IT WAS AUGUST THE WEATHER WAS FAR FROM FRIGHTFUL!)

By substitutes | 0

#3587335 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:54

That's the jingle bell Rockk

chickenwalrus | 14

#3588122 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 05:41

Can't tingle without a jingle

By bad_chiquita | 5

#3587344 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:55

That last line made me LMAO!!!

Youdrongo | 0

#3587850 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 04:22

This comment made me F.A.C.E.P.A.L.M!

By CalCommando | 6

#3587349 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:56

It's never too early to spread holiday cheer! Fuck, who am I kidding, I hate people like your boss.

rattusrattus | 18

#3587449 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 02:22

Christmas cheer starts on the 1st December. It must be gone by 12th January. Otherwise I get the opposite of cheery. The homicidal opposite.

By waycool | 10

#3587361 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 01:59

I would prefer 'tinkling' to a jingle than hearing plops from a cubicle!

foodlord | 5

#3588501 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 08:31

Female boss?

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