I guess when you spend enough time with animals you pick up their behaviors.

So would you say their bite is worse than their bark?

I would still get a rabies shot.

Please tell me you had your rabies shot

I am trying to imagine a scenario where a new employee gets bit by their coworker -- nope can't think of anything

My advice: get a rabie shot.

I advise a shock collar to keep that from happening again

I normally tell people on here not to worry and everything will be alright...but you should worry.

Am I the only one who thought at first "why is his coworker a dog?"...Yeah...just me...-_-

Plot twist to the plot twist: the coworker really is a dog