Animals: Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel....

By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By DamnDogs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

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By XxDanno316xX - 08/08/2010 14:52 - United States

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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By MikeIsMaster - 16/02/2010 10:46 - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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By Sharon - 10/12/2016 13:51 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Saturday 5 December 2015 20:07

I would still get a rabies shot.

MRVOlivia2 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:06

I guess when you spend enough time with animals you pick up their behaviors.

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MRVOlivia2 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:06

I guess when you spend enough time with animals you pick up their behaviors.

krazy789 28

Monday 7 December 2015 14:44

That plot twist though

ThirteenThirteen 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:06

So would you say their bite is worse than their bark?

NeatNit 32

Sunday 6 December 2015 8:42

Man, even dogs are taking our jobs now...

theoldman 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:07

I would still get a rabies shot.

topside3 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:10

Please tell me you had your rabies shot

paperroll880 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:10

I am trying to imagine a scenario where a new employee gets bit by their coworker -- nope can't think of anything

confusedAsFuck 34

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:39

He tried to pet him, maybe?! yeah.. too far fetched...

Auromo 14

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:15

My advice: get a rabie shot.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:17

I advise a shock collar to keep that from happening again

Izzamee 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:17

I normally tell people on here not to worry and everything will be alright...but you should worry.

Mortoli 30

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:27

too true lol

whysojealous 18

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:18

Am I the only one who thought at first "why is his coworker a dog?"...Yeah...just me...-_-

rapunzel3416 28

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:27

Plot twist to the plot twist: the coworker really is a dog

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