By i believe in shaq - United States - Muskegon
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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  gc327072  |  29

Or just do like my neighbor does and take them down yourself! Can't always be counting on men to do the work, that was the 50's. (yes, I'm a guy, but my dad's the same way sometimes)

  KaySL  |  24

He was using #3's own logic against him. Hint: #3's username is "JiggaJayZ" - OP's is something about Shaq. Since when was wit an undesirable trait, you hopelessly oblivious fool?

  MrSassypants  |  32

KaySL, you must have not read my profile. It's obvious #28 was wanting to leave this planet because I'm an inspiring astronaut. It's not like he thought I was a hopeless idiot and he himself did not understand sarcasm, nooooo. That would be just plain stupid.

  KaySL  |  24

Ohhh! Well in that case, I apologise to you, DreaminOfMusic. You clearly aren't the moronic buffoon that I made you out to be, and you could indeed comprehend a simple bit of witty sarcasm if your life depended on it. See, who says we can't all admit our mistakes and get along? Thanks, Sassy! :D

I would add a proper [/sarcasm] tag here, but I'd only open it up again in my next comment anyway.

  Psych101  |  9

That's the smartest way to go. I mean, in a single day, the husband turned from the biggest slob in the neighborhood into the most proactive guy there. Good for him.

  perdix  |  29

I seen people that leave them up all the time and just light them up in December.

They tried leaving the manger up all year round, but raccoons kept stealing all the baby Jesuses during the summer.