Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas...

By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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Don't mess with family

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 00:02

Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.

rjonesy1992 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:14

Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.

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shadowtoasta 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:59

Ear plugs are your best friend.

xavierpineda2 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:01

get some bolt cutters and cut all their power. ****'em.

manumons 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:05

why are you complaining I mean what am I suppose to say your life sucks cus you have nice neighbors?

Justin23L 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:08

I`m so sick of hearing Christmas music on the radio before December...

jarydlover 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:38

C'mon show some christmas spirit! If I were you I would be singing along :) la la la

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:57

Lol, gotta love neighbors

JenL_fml 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:04

Don't people keep decorations til Three Kings Day? At least they do down here...

IbanezSprinter 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:06

You too?

hateevryone 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:07

so annoying

BIONETICmaster 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:11

...and a happy New Year!

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