Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Top comments
UnprecendentedAw 0
Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
DynamicDave 11
I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.
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Comments (148)
Atishuh 0
Mother knows best.
TheB0a 5
lolZ. What, do you frown ?
Mr_Blockhead 0
Probably that awkward expressionless face..
RedPanda900 0
lol towards g
bobjoefredsky 0
hehe but that's not a FML u overreact or u r showing off that u r not a virgin
RookiePyro 0
u r clearly a virgin by ur lack of grammar, consistency, and sense. It's not that hard, type it out
bbergeron 0
Don't criticize an individual's grammar when your grammar isn't correct either. "You," "are," and "our," are not words. So, in that case, you're a virgin, too?
dudeitsdanny 10
This person did it for effect, not lack of grammar skills. You can tell.
bbergeron 0
No, you can't... he's contradicting himself; now that's obvious.
RookiePyro 0
So sorry I didn't put the offending words in "word" format, but yes, I was doing that for effect. Also, due to the fact I have a wife and a little girl, 3, I would call that undeniable proof that I am not a virgin.
WATtheFUCoHImom 0
are they your kids
mrbuckeye 2
Weird the profile says he's 17.. So you lost your virginity at 13 and already married. Damn...
talktomandybaby 8
also the profile says that in the picture its his ex....hmmm?
ghost303 3
Maybe he just tried to troll. I hate it when their so bad you can't tell :| pyro, if you're trolling, let us know so we don't waste seconds reading your shit
daminantion 14
I'd probably go with the story of him being homosexual with the guys in the pic, the girl being their girltalk buddy, and the 3 year old is his new baby sister?
catpay 0
nice(:
LiveRS 7
he sure looks like a virgin
bobjoefredsky 0
this is u:Ooh boohoo boohoo ur mom criticized u oh no I better write an FML as an excuse to show off that I had sex
DynamicDave 11
I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.
RookiePyro 0
I understand that, but his immature analogy of the FML suggested otherwise
davidjr_saldana 0
fail @ life pyro
smushies_fml 0
that's pretty messed up!
varkey 7
lock the door, you idiot YDI
KyRidHEART 0
not all doors have locks.
gabinel1 0
buy a lock then.
TheDrifter 24
Oh her moms the one with no lower teeth and a hare lip right? Your mom is awesome op.