By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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comatoast 0

and the next contestant on To Catch a Predator is..........

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sexxy_skater 0

118 -do you realy think every pretty girl that you see is going to text you back? SMH.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

funny how both the guys tht like u have no picture

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bensharp 5

128-Thank you for screaming pathetic to the world.

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zanysage 0

hang on there and ask for more tips from the experienced mom!

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gabrielleangeliq 0

Don't complain, it's probably sound advice.

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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daminantion 14

WTF us with girls making kiss faces in photos????

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KiM1314 0

Is your mom perhaps sMiley Cyrus?

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jonaslover12345 0

parent of the year!!

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gabinel1 0

You posted this comment 3 times.We get it.

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banana_buddy 6

R u making a reference to lighter burns, AKA smileys?

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