FML : Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By anonymous / Saturday 29 January 2011 12:41 / Australia

Intimacy

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By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#2022485 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:02

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

By DynamicDave | 11

#2022609 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:20

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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By missjessicaaaa | 0

#2022463 - Saturday 29 January 2011 07:59

Haha, that's just messed up. ^.^

gabinel1 | 0

#2024913 - Sunday 30 January 2011 01:42

Mommy has more life experience. Listen to her

By cearalaken | 0

#2022472 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:00

haha wat a mom

comatoast | 0

#2025803 - Sunday 30 January 2011 05:10

and the next contestant on To Catch a Predator is..........

sexxy_skater | 0

#2025881 - Sunday 30 January 2011 05:22

118 -do you realy think every pretty girl that you see is going to text you back? SMH.

mikestahhh204 | 0

#2027601 - Monday 31 January 2011 04:05

text me im a good time. 6037819544

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2027788 - Monday 31 January 2011 05:32

funny how both the guys tht like u have no picture

janix_fml | 0

#2378990 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 06:15

129- exactly what i was thinking...

hakaman_fml | 0

#3162698 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 01:38

Janix, don't text me.

bensharp | 5

#4830364 - Saturday 18 August 2012 11:22

128-Thank you for screaming pathetic to the world.

By zanysage | 0

#2022477 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:02

hang on there and ask for more tips from the experienced mom!

By gabrielleangeliq | 0

#2022480 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:02

Don't complain, it's probably sound advice.

By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#2022485 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:02

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

sherivengeance | 3

#2024534 - Sunday 30 January 2011 09:54

WTF is with this comment, lol

daminantion | 14

#2024743 - Sunday 30 January 2011 12:54

WTF us with girls making kiss faces in photos????

gabinel1 | 0

#2024918 - Sunday 30 January 2011 01:44

thats hot. ^ sarcasm. just saying.

By KiM1314 | 0

#2022490 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:03

Is your mom perhaps sMiley Cyrus?

KyRidHEART | 0

#2023897 - Sunday 30 January 2011 05:03

Lame, but i admit, i smiled(:

By cearalaken | 0

#2022498 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:03

what a good mother

By jonaslover12345 | 0

#2022503 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:05

parent of the year!!

By cearalaken | 0

#2022507 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:05

what a good mother

gabinel1 | 0

#2024924 - Sunday 30 January 2011 01:45

You posted this comment 3 times.We get it.

By banana_buddy | 6

#2022509 - Saturday 29 January 2011 08:05

R u making a reference to lighter burns, AKA smileys?

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