Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: You tried

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

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theOriginalBAM 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:08

that sucks sorry op oh and first

theOriginalBAM 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

oops 2nd*

Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

transilvanianson 3

Monday 27 June 2011 22:42

yeah, you never know... -sarcasm-

ShoTymBby 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

umm... hopefully your moms a milf? :) ha

ShoTymBby 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

oops. * his mom ha

KianaCaca 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Hah wow so does he look at his mother while she's in the shower? :o

pepsie_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

ugh. eww

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

haha your probaly fat or his mom is a milf

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

or the mom is Milf

skroal 7

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:53

And if OP's boyfriend has kids for some reason, she be a GILF!

rosaleehoohaha 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:01

You look like a douche

NeroKR13 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

wow looool

hsshae 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:11

damn getting with the mom and daughter that's hot

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:15

He said his mother not her mother. OP, your boyfriend is strange. Lol!

hsshae 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:24

damn I can't read =( but that is not right

therealbmw 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:12

he could mean his mother poses like that in the shower

FMGrammar 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:12

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