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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

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theOriginalBAM 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:08

that sucks sorry op oh and first

theOriginalBAM 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

oops 2nd*

Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

transilvanianson 3

Monday 27 June 2011 22:42

yeah, you never know... -sarcasm-

ShoTymBby 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

umm... hopefully your moms a milf? :) ha

ShoTymBby 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

oops. * his mom ha

KianaCaca 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Hah wow so does he look at his mother while she's in the shower? :o

pepsie_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

ugh. eww

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

haha your probaly fat or his mom is a milf

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

or the mom is Milf

skroal 7

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:53

And if OP's boyfriend has kids for some reason, she be a GILF!

rosaleehoohaha 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:01

You look like a douche

NeroKR13 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:10

wow looool

hsshae 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:11

damn getting with the mom and daughter that's hot

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:15

He said his mother not her mother. OP, your boyfriend is strange. Lol!

hsshae 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:24

damn I can't read =( but that is not right

therealbmw 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:12

he could mean his mother poses like that in the shower

FMGrammar 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:12

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

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Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

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Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

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Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

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You tried

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