By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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mitchn60 6

How can you spell the same word correctly and incorrectly in the same paragraph? Pay attention!! FYI, "grammar" is the correct one...

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fishboy123 7

we can all tell this loser is a virgin just by looking at his pic.

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Launduswilliams 0

I'd rather be walked in on while having sex by my mother then walking in on her having sex with my father.

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janise 2

This is a story that starts off as a potential FML and ends in a My Life Is AWESOME!!

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perdix 29

Smiling during sex? Yeah, sure. That's why the Osmonds were so successful at ****! All guys want to jerk off to a girl with a big, toothy grin as she's getting reamed. . . right.

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Chris19801012 0

mama is kinky.

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