Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex....

By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 31 848

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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You deserved it 825

UnprecendentedAw 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:20

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

Comments

Marzee 14

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:02

you're*

ghost303 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:39

so smile more ..

dragster_fml 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:52

probab

jamjelly386 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 10:22

nice

ballard1229 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:02

what are you 13....who lives with their parents And gets walked in on? you gotta at least have a drivers license dumbass

mereed 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:37

i agree with number 5.

ThemApples 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:56

well how long was she standing there to know you don't smile....? awkward.

Lufferkinz 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:17

UFO for not locking the door, DUUHH!!!

smiley62060 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:26

that's messed up..

FailBear920 19

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:03

Did she stay and watch?

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