Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started...

By cutiekenz21 - 31/7/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By sisteresss | 12

#3007335 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare tits?

By theboss3469 | 4

#3007348 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

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By yomommma | 6

#3007333 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

That sucks.

juliaaalove | 8

#3007384 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:32

What an intelligent comment my friend.

By sisteresss | 12

#3007335 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare tits?

yuvalkgn | 1

#3007370 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:30

aha!

aceingit | 0

#3007415 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:36

3 way?

ajbaby311 | 5

#3007417 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:36

that would be terrible!!

eeppiicc | 8

#3007496 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:50

Hmm how do you get out of this one??

niceNnerdy | 5

#3007539 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:02

Sounds like a possible threesome scene ..

juicedboi | 7

#3007563 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:05

Today, my girlfriend realized just how manly I was. My mother caught us having sex, and my natural reaction was to cry and rub to the bathroom. FML

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007594 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:13

OP must be Vicky Valencourt and her boyfriend is Bobby Boucher (the Waterboy). "Little girls are the DEVIL!"

enonymous | 8

#3007663 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:31

This a perfect time to compare flavored lube.

ChrisLTC | 3

#3007725 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:46

If people learned to lock their doors FML wouldn't exist!

DjeePee | 24

#3007823 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:13

Ah, but not every door has a lock.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007850 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:24

Well all the FML's involving people walking in on someone would not exist at least

thantomaniac | 0

#3007853 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:24

you do realize that a 3-way would be incest, right?

gunmania0 | 12

#3007915 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:49

87 - You've obviously never heard of the Lonely Island.

zakkyzebra | 11

#3008003 - Sunday 31 July 2011 12:18

52, I'm trying to figure out if you actually meant to put "rub."

number0 | 8

#3008218 - Sunday 31 July 2011 13:11

Just be a motherlover and obey the Golden Rule

Synapse_fml | 0

#3008249 - Sunday 31 July 2011 13:21

Today, I walked in on my son and his girlfriebd having sex. He started crying and locked himself in the bathroom where her clothes were. I had to deal with her... While she was naked! FML

dre_bro11 | 12

#3008360 - Sunday 31 July 2011 14:15

112, we're just overdoing it now.

supermankisses | 1

#3008949 - Sunday 31 July 2011 16:43

112- Yeah.... no.

EvilBetcha | 5

#3009117 - Sunday 31 July 2011 17:30

Congrats. Your boyfriend is a little bitch.

davidisbeast | 12

#3010472 - Sunday 31 July 2011 21:50

Yea but having sex in a room that has no lock on the door isn't smart anyways :P

CompettiveCheer | 0

#3010563 - Sunday 31 July 2011 22:19

He is what he sticks his dick in to.

Swintermute11 | 10

#3010970 - Monday 1 August 2011 0:24

That makes for good conversation:)

Mathew2448 | 6

#3011028 - Monday 1 August 2011 0:37

Tht sux

Kyzahhh | 7

#3011929 - Monday 1 August 2011 3:05

why not look her straight in the eyes and finish like a boss

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#3014061 - Monday 1 August 2011 11:34

what kind of boyfriend is that? is he 12?

Arch27 | 27

#3016662 - Monday 1 August 2011 20:14

Or if people who lived with their parents would stop having sex AT HOME...

skinflint | 6

#3017288 - Monday 1 August 2011 22:39

LOL... Now thats some grown man business right there

kcutie | 0

#3025919 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:05

huckleberry Finn lol

kcutie | 0

#3025947 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:15

#178 lol just so funny

NavyLovey | 4

#3026249 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:43

This has "I Jizzed in my Pants" written all over it. XD

By RedMegane | 4

#3007344 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

What a wasteman. You shouldn't be doing that in the first place then

gmc_blossom | 21

#3007520 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:56

What is a "wasteman"?

randomchick15 | 0

#3007547 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:03

He/she forgot the comma "wat a waste, man" and "wat a wasteman"... See the difference?

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007863 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:27

Yes. Hide and let them sort it out. Good strategy.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007872 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:31

this was a reply to 45. IDK how it did that. I'm on the computer. ???

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007885 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:33

Excellent strategy. Hide and let them sort it out.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3007890 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:36

wow did the same thing twice. forget it. I give up.

garrettsgirl | 0

#3008566 - Sunday 31 July 2011 15:18

haha 92 well at least you tried :)

Kayzee01 | 8

#3019250 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:09

op gave pussy to a pussy.

By theboss3469 | 4

#3007348 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

Hi_I_am_Q | 0

#3008225 - Sunday 31 July 2011 13:12

Yeah they probably talked over a good game of monopoly with some coffee...

jayalexander | 7

#3008859 - Sunday 31 July 2011 16:27

they made fun of how much of a pussy he was and plan on getting coffee together every Tuesday

ByteCarter97 | 0

#3010179 - Sunday 31 July 2011 20:41

this reminds me of the future stewie episode on family guy, "7 seconds of sex, 40 min of crying"

swasticop | 0

#3013149 - Monday 1 August 2011 6:54

130- yes OP. now we know who the bitch in the relationship is

By weesh40 | 1

#3007357 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:29

Damn

KaanTech | 0

#3010318 - Sunday 31 July 2011 21:16

that is a very clever comment isnt it ?
chuck norris says ; hell no !!!

By howslife123 | 0

#3007359 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:30

Wheu .. Sounds like your bf is quite the catch

justcallmezombie | 0

#3007510 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:52

lol definitely sounds like a catch lol

creamcheese724 | 0

#3007579 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:09

lol *repeats comment above me" lol

elite_stoner | 0

#3007750 - Sunday 31 July 2011 10:53

loled @ comment above

Babalu722 | 3

#3009053 - Sunday 31 July 2011 17:10

you didnt repeat it..

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3009725 - Sunday 31 July 2011 19:31

Babalu, creamchease was making fun of justcallmezombie for saying exactly what howslife just said... smh

RandomBanana_324 | 0

#3023865 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:30

I Agree

23lf | 16

#6059536 - Sunday 7 September 2014 23:27

Anyone who isn't on a FML would read that and be so confused

By ktsthrlnd | 3

#3007361 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:30

awk...

howslife123 | 0

#3007423 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:36

AKWARD WORM :O :O :O

erikaa1123 | 4

#3007866 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:29

I do believe it's "Awkward Turtle."

ammmeor | 4

#3008289 - Sunday 31 July 2011 13:36

No, it's "awkward starfish"

mackop | 0

#3008539 - Sunday 31 July 2011 15:12

no it's awkward mustache

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3009709 - Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

No it's awkward shut up no one cares

howslife123 | 0

#3011941 - Monday 1 August 2011 3:07

They have an akward worm move too !! :D

By crizzy101 | 5

#3007363 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:30

What is wrong with him?

zinoxity | 23

#3007932 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:59

I think OP and her boyfriend might be underage. Thus, he hasn't completely matured yet.

Orcina1 | 3

#3009281 - Sunday 31 July 2011 18:08

or he's just a little wimp

By laurenzo16 | 0

#3007372 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:31

How did you "deal" with her?

mrfunbun01 | 1

#3007396 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:34

I love every comment u make, Patrick

iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3007461 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:44

Lol I love the picture

Llamassss | 21

#3007478 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:46

The pic makes the comment sound very dirty. I suppose the quotations help a little too, lol.

BADDiam | 4

#3007844 - Sunday 31 July 2011 11:23

im patrick too

xxxMICHEYxxx | 0

#3009297 - Sunday 31 July 2011 18:12

the mom decided to spank her bc she was and girl

By narcosoldier | 2

#3007374 - Sunday 31 July 2011 9:31

Momas boy

TheFunSideOfTheB | 2

#3008956 - Sunday 31 July 2011 16:44

So what's the problem

thomas357 | 0

#3009839 - Sunday 31 July 2011 19:47

that he is a bitch