Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex.... - FML

By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Spicy

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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Top comments

UnprecendentedAw 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:20

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:09

They are the mods and they'll ban your ass if you don't stop. Now shut the **** up.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:12

Well op, she's right. There's nothing more beautiful than happiness.(; Also, if i got laid I'd be pretty damn happy about it! Don't Worry, Be Happy!

savlover 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:16

better than her banning you from seeing Ur bf

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:16

At least she waited until you were finished. She could've stood there watching and giving pointers. Tip number one should've been lock the bloody door but smile is not a bad second.

thecovert 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:19

It's so sweet to see a mom care so much for a daughter. I have something in my eye.

iam808014 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:19

YDI for not smiling more.

MradamLulz 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:20

u r clearly a virgin By the look of your face on your profile pic...

nack_fml 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:21

And you're clearly an uneducated, conservative hunter with a knack for fishing and eating beef jerky by the look of your profile picture.

gusgus36 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:20

oh my awkward.

firecapez 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:21

^win

Gunz24 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:22

hey at least she didn't flip out...

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