Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Top comments
UnprecendentedAw 0
Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
DynamicDave 11
I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.
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Comments (148)
buddymask1 0
this doesn't make sense. are you supposed to be talking to the OP or from their point of view? switching back in forth ruins anything you were going for in your statement. nice try tho, lolz u will get it nxt time XD
buddymask1 0
this was supposed to be directed towards 18, but the mods got to him! so it's all good
Quasar55_fml 18
Well, next time : 1 - make sure you are alone with your bf/lock the door 2 - just take the advice :D 3 - there is no 3, but a list of 2 points would have looked idiot
davidjr_saldana 0
agreed i love to list in threes as well
ohthebloodygore 16
16, I don't think that was the main point of the FML. I believe the FML is the fact that her mum walked in whilst she was having sex and instead of freaking out, she advised her to smile more often. I'm not sure about you, but that's a bit creepy seeing as how it came from the mum.
LilTiki559 13
Your Awesome.
KyRidHEART 0
Shes stupid.
sharpshooter22ma 0
Your smoking hot..... Just saying
mattitucklove01 0
mother knows best! lol
greenlantern27 6
I'd say YDI for not making sure you were alone in the house and/or not locking the door.
HailieluvsAlexa 0
awesome mom!
pokerbratt 1
threesome!
bobjoefredsky 0
ok this is for the idiot that keeps moderating all my "inappropriate" comments stop now
Zmeilerr 22
They are the mods and they'll ban your ass if you don't stop. Now shut the **** up.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op, she's right. Theres nothing more beautiful than happiness. Also, if i got laid I'd be pretty damn happy about it! Don't Worry, Be Happy!