WATtheFUCoHImom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

You OK dude?

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML