By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 817
You deserved it 8 953
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

UnprecendentedAw 0

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

57 6
DynamicDave 11

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

31 1

Comments

GreggyZ 0

Good advice is good advice...

0 0
FriscoKidz 10

You should smile more, but she's gonna be telling that story for a while lol.

0 0
comepoopwithme 0

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fuckked in the head. my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed. until one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back, I want my dickk sucked in the shed."

0 0
enoughgrace 4

YDI for not smiling more. Your mom was probably smiling in your brother's picture too...

0 0
thelastavailable 13

43, here's a wild idea: go and learn the definition of "your" and "you're" and then write them down 600 times with one of Professor Umbridges' special quills.

1 0