Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex.... - FML

By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

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Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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Top comments

UnprecendentedAw 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:20

I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

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dt520 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:42

well its disturbing to hear from your mom but hey its true

megashroom 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:45

Are you sure that you're the biological father?

kingtz 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:02

Op's post was actually kind of hot!

alicec123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:10

so what? you should have made sure that there wasn't a chance of getting walked in on. And I wish I looked hotter if I smiled. YDI

brewedintexas96 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:40

so just because she doesn't lock her door or have her own place that means she can't have sex? you're stupid.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:26

No, it just means she's not smart enough to lock the door so other people can't walk in on her, and that she therefore loses the right to complain about being 'caught' because she didn't take proper action to avoid it.

Sniperslayer 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:02

Lock the door

android360 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:17

Lolz funny stuff. FYL for having a mom who meticously observes people having sex and then tell them how to improve themselves.

jbtheone_fml 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:44

she's probably already ****** him. and smiled the whole damn time while she enjoyed getting boned.

justinfailz 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:10

lmao I'm sorry but when I read the first part i got caught I thought this had been put ip a thousand times but I've never her of a mom who would you should smile more rofl

Skatejock21 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:49

HAHAHA that is hysterical. I needed a good laugh today! You mom deserves to be on a pedestal for walking in on you. I would laugh at my kid if I walked in on my kid having sex.

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