Miscellaneous: Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to... - FML

By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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chaos212 10

Friday 13 January 2012 7:15

Your mom won.

ckhid_fml 0

Friday 13 January 2012 7:52

girls that wear yoga pants all the time are just slobs period. so i would hate to see what this person looks like and i hope your dad shows up in that speedo

LondonAbby 3

Friday 13 January 2012 8:00

I looove wearing my yoga pants... to PALATES, but really, you should wear what you feel comfortable in, rock that cameltoe hun! and if you dad has a problem with that tell him to shove a sock in it :p

GroovyGravy 7

Friday 13 January 2012 14:42

Dad in a speedo? Sexy

Rasetsu 10

Friday 13 January 2012 17:00

I ALWAYS wear yoga pants to school. Very comfortable and I love them.

StromyG2 10

Friday 13 January 2012 19:54

That's gotta be effective. I just adopted that as a parenting strategy!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 13 January 2012 23:50

Better than Dad picking you up wearing a Yogi strap...Then again, I'd call her on it just to see if your Dad'll go thru with it...

DaMan25 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:27

I love when the girls at my school where yoga pants but if u still wanna show off where a guys next best friend....skinny jeans :+)

ibanez330 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:46

You do realize no one can see through a car door to see your dad's speedo. Also unless your dad is as weird as its humanly possible, im pretty sure he wouldnt go around minors in a speedo...

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:17

So knock it off & wear REAL pants. Problem solved.

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