Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
chaos212 10
Your mom won.
ckhid_fml 0
girls that wear yoga pants all the time are just slobs period. so i would hate to see what this person looks like and i hope your dad shows up in that speedo
LondonAbby 3
I looove wearing my yoga pants... to PALATES, but really, you should wear what you feel comfortable in, rock that cameltoe hun! and if you dad has a problem with that tell him to shove a sock in it :p
GroovyGravy 7
Dad in a speedo? Sexy
Rasetsu 10
I ALWAYS wear yoga pants to school. Very comfortable and I love them.
StromyG2 10
That's gotta be effective. I just adopted that as a parenting strategy!
bubo_fml 11
Better than Dad picking you up wearing a Yogi strap...Then again, I'd call her on it just to see if your Dad'll go thru with it...
DaMan25 4
I love when the girls at my school where yoga pants but if u still wanna show off where a guys next best friend....skinny jeans :+)
ibanez330 2
You do realize no one can see through a car door to see your dad's speedo. Also unless your dad is as weird as its humanly possible, im pretty sure he wouldnt go around minors in a speedo...
kalbrek009 20
So knock it off & wear REAL pants. Problem solved.