Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, despite all my hard work persuading my retired husband to take up sensible hobbies, he now cosplays at comic book conventions, collects replica swords from films, goes paintballing once a month with men half his age, and watches two hours of Japanese anime every night before bed. FML
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, I was summoned by the big boss and I was bricking myself waiting in his waiting room, wondering what job he wanted me to do, or if I’m getting fired. Turns out he heard I watch a lot of anime and wanted me to teach him about it so he can talk to his teenage daughter about her interests. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
amd21905 9
LOL. Sorry, I didn't expect the whole virtual wife and spit my Sprite everywhere. Um, I guess enjoy the wedding!
Nico97 3
Thanks I spit out my coffee laughing OP. Still not gonna give a YDI tho
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (4)
Iamthebanzai22 21
Damn...
protoskore 27
it's spelled waifu
Iamthebanzai22 21
Short for Whatthefuck..
Nico97 3
Thanks I spit out my coffee laughing OP. Still not gonna give a YDI tho
amd21905 9
LOL. Sorry, I didn't expect the whole virtual wife and spit my Sprite everywhere. Um, I guess enjoy the wedding!