Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Free gas?
LemonStarship 5
He's trying to get closer to you. And he's succeeding.
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Comments (53)
slsrox1298 0
u and ur mom must both be good looking if a guy hits on both of u... unless hes a nymphomaniac.
underpaid011 0
the gas station guy? and your mom is excited about it? making you guess then bragging about it?? gas station guy? I did not realize there are redneck trailer parks in New England!! are you sure you don't live in Alabama?
SweetnessMallory 0
ew...so if they keep a relationship and they get married, you will always remember that your new dad was into you and maybe still is 0_o
teedeeGD74 0
I would 6eat that dudes ass. 6ut thats just me... im really protective over my moma
nikki9tails 3
Staceys mom has got it goin on lol
sunnysurfchick 0
hater, moms need luvin' too. give her a break she probably isn't as young and beautiful as you princess.
Michigan_Girl 0
How trashy...
Bk130 0
No pic, no proff
fairypower 4
So what your saying is he pumps more than gas?
batummshakalaka 1
Why did your mom want you to guess who she was sleeping with? That should be the FML.. Gross.