By danggit3290 - 3/5/2009 17:17 - United States
  Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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Thats kinda hot, OP, if you are really a chick.. Were you being to noisy?.. Or, did you use the pillow?..

I reckon you might have been noisy.. I mean, how often does your step-dad stand outside your room at night, watching for movement..

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  inSayne  |  7

holy crap! this is the only fml I have ever seen where the op posted something in the comment section. they never give us any consolation for our many questions!!! :O