Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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instrumentals
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holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.
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dantheman931
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YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.
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brodizzle
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hahaha
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atomicJ
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EPIC FAIL
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shaubygal
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eewwwwwwww at the top it says OP is a girl awkkkwwarrdd
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MrUnicorn
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Starcraft is to hand as Studies is to girlfriend. With a few exceptions.
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YDIomg
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334, why is it awkward when it's a girl but not when it's a guy?
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mauguster
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Next time that happens look him/her in the eyes and finish like a boss
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shimmyya88
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hahaha. sorry man, i guess close your door.
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DeafChef
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#2: the OP is a woman,
Dear Poster,
why did you not just stop and pretend like you were asleep or lying down?
:s
Dear Poster,
why did you not just stop and pretend like you were asleep or lying down?
:s
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danggit3290
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He thought I was texting, I am not allowed to text after 10... He still, to this day, had no idea what I was really doing. xD
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Secret_Fire_King
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Thats kinda hot, OP, if you are really a chick.. Were you being to noisy?.. Or, did you use the pillow?..
I reckon you might have been noisy.. I mean, how often does your step-dad stand outside your room at night, watching for movement..
I reckon you might have been noisy.. I mean, how often does your step-dad stand outside your room at night, watching for movement..
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inSayne
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holy crap! this is the only fml I have ever seen where the op posted something in the comment section. they never give us any consolation for our many questions!!! :O
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2an1a
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#298..so true
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Azellia
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Lucky OP that he didn't realize what you were actually doing! Way less awkward even if you did get in trouble for texting
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instrumentals
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holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.
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teentee401
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As soon as I read "...with the door open, I voted YDI"
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thatguynamedsky
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i don't my dying dog will pant and pant at the door if i close it
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omglyktotally78
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thats kinda creepy.....not gonna lie
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nesj
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gross... were you still stroking when you were looking at this figure??? YDI
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never2late88
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if you look closely the op is a girl, which makes this more creepy....
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EMTchic
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317- on the contrary, I think it would be even more creepy if op was a guy or if she was looking at a girl that whole time
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trackrunner525
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rofl...thats hilarious...hope you learned your lesson
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mjsmclaren
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Your step dad watched was watching you jack it...I wonder what he went and did after that?
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Amphysvena
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probably tried to blind himself
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brandonsdick
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deff. a chick so jacking it means poking it..hopefully not with a closed fist..
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savasana
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that's why you close the door.
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ecilart
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ew, why would he stay there and stare back? D:
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dantheman931
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YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.