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Good thing you can't smell through eyes. You'd be in trouble.
I see what you did there, because there are so many dicks around? Idk xD
Partly, now that I think about it. Haha..
It's not exactly rocket science.
^nor humorous
Sigh.
For the love of god, don't quit your day job. Comedy is not for you.
Chad, you are very mean and angry (judging from your profile) for a Brony. I am also from Australia and have never come a across a Brony before!
I realize this... even though I wasn't trying to be funny in the first place.
Your fighting skills don't do your profile justice -____- and your conversation and observation skills - as you say weren't trying to be funny - are saddening Word of advice, don't continue to try and defend yourself when it's obvious your comment was subpar, just call it a dumb moment and move on
Fine it was a dumb moment. Sorry not everyones as perfect as you people who decide to others down.
And what I ment was that it's a good thing the text does not explain what it smells like because then you would imagine it. Usually when you imagine a smell then you can actually mentally smell it. Now please, stop hating me.
106 - Welcome to FML
Been here for a long time.
Does anyone else smell **** in the air? Oh, wait, that's Chad_the_Brony.
Don't all chicks do that?
Guilty.
I know you cheatin' on me, so let me smell yo dick.
Smells like cheese. Have you been humping the cheese wheels again?
Have to make sure it's fresh.
Exactly!!
*sniff sniff*... yup, that's a penis alright!
Kinky as in it sounds like the plot of Incest is the Best title type of ****. The mom should have read them to her daughter and skip the intimate details. But then there would be no **** plot! Ahhhh lol
Doesn't everyone smell bef.. Forget I said that. Walk away now. Disregard this comment.
No 39 actually you're right. I've had multiple girls smell me beforehand to check not for cleanliness but for if I was cheating on them. Funny thing was they were only so insecure because they in fact were cheating...
Not that kinky really. She is only doing what every guy does at the bellybutton, trying figure out if it's safe to go all in.
Sorry, not kinky the OP's mom is crazy and possessive. She's checking if he's cheating. If she doesn't trust her bf she should break up with him.
um no, she's checking because, oh I dunno, maybe it smells like pee? ya know, considering pee comes out of there. it has absolutely nothing to do with cheating. it makes your breath smell like you guzzle pee.
When I read this I laughed because I remembered the song "smell yo dick" :D
Does she kiss you with that mouth? Yuck!
I wonder if you learned what it smelled like
i wouldn't let her if i were op.
Nothing is better than dick kisses from your mom Dx FYL
I guess she likes her Meat Clean.
not anymore...
crap, this was meant for the one above. stupid fat fingers of mine.
Who doesn't like clean meat? She must like the manly smell that comes off of it. But kinky is what makes sexual experiences more fun. If everyone liked the same it's be like sex with all your ex's over and over with new people
God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!
You don't get out much do you?
6, Which weird sex fetishes have you learned? I'm curious as to what you think is weird?
Sucks to suck
*Awkwardly laughs* ...
7, Shouldn't you be saying, "He's lucky he gets bjs"? Your comment sounds like you don't like bjs.
His comment sounds like he has before
43, I concur. I mean, how else would he know it sucks to suck? lol
Put some clothes on please.
Do you like?
I bet your eyes are bleeding now. Its bad enough you had to read that. I just hope your brain didn't give you an unwanted visual image.
Ooooh my Gosh! I feel for you OP! EW EW EW EW EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Well that's better than learning she regretted not smelling it beforehand
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Does she kiss you with that mouth? Yuck!
God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!