Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Free gas?
LemonStarship 5
He's trying to get closer to you. And he's succeeding.
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Comments (53)
gunmania0 12
go somewhere else?
louispro 0
okay, your mom is despo.
Calyx_fml 22
Your moms a ****. I like her!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol
Doortje 30
Free gas?
MissFukMyLuck 0
hell yes!
IStoleTheCookies 16
Free goodies from the gas station shop + Free gas = offer you cannot refuse.
sourgirl101 29
Free gas etc... is probably only for the mom. I doubt that guy would risk his job for someone he's not having sex with.(:
ColetteL 4
WaylonD 4
Now you go do him and his mother-daughter fantasy will come true! Cmon, it would be the right thing to do!
randiZ25 0
way to set an example mom...
prettypinkpixie 9
Ha, hopefully it was just a one night stand and she didn't deside to start dating him if he really is a creep. And if she is dating him now, be happy for her. Just because you think he's a creep, maybe she sees something more in him. Assuming your mother has a good sense of judgement and doesnt date complete losers and creeps. If she makes bad relationship choices, then it sucks for her more than you.
takemewithy0u 0
He's a keeper!
Ninjafriends 1
Don't worry, he probably made her an offer she couldn't refuse.
LemonStarship 5
He's trying to get closer to you. And he's succeeding.
KrazieKleo 13
Don't be hating just because she got a fill up while you're still running around empty.