Intimacy: Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:13

so did you?

PsychoMerk 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

I wish I could fly :(

Comments

butterflyz1961 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 11:16

Why would you do that without locking the door? You're a dumb ass.

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:27

Maybe pick a more private place next time?... o_o

sorrowevicteon 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:23

Coulda been a ten year old.

dhbeaver 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 15:03

THAT A BOY!!!!

bearkat420 3

Friday 8 June 2012 5:57

Maybe try locking the door next time OP. Or at least sliding the dresser in front of the door to avoid interruptions.

Jackel0228 12

Wednesday 8 January 2014 18:52

Every guy would have wanted to finish. There's pretty much nothing worse than being left hanging.

penguin_bitchez 15

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:15

Can't blame him

thedude999 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:45

That's dedication on the boyfriend's part, good man right there

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