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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 March 2010 14:08 / United Kingdom

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 December 2010 00:00 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ashley / Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:06 / United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Devon / Friday 3 September 2010 04:35 / United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 August 2010 09:15 / United States

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