Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
so did you?
PsychoMerk 0
I wish I could fly :(
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Comments (132)
hoydenrulez 0
hey I'd want to finish to! I mean once we hard we don't stop I'm sorry. it may sound ****** up but we r just that way
swagga0n1oo 0
(Mortal Kombat voice) FINISH HIM! Cockblock Fatality!
wtf20007 10
EPIC WIN!! I'm reading these at work and i just laughed out loud
penpal33 7
LOL ... nice one... can't stop laughing
g3rusz 6
Option a) You don't finish. You already have been walked on, your BF is blueballed, and you still can't look in your mother's eyes for a week or so. Option b) You finish. You already have been walked on, but at least you enjoy it 'till the end, and you still can't look in your mother's eyes for a week or so. I guess it's obvious which option you should've taken, measuring by the pros and the cons...
ERTH_fml 0
I have the same problem. men just like to bust a nut can you blame us ;)
MonsterFeet 0
My mom is a bird. FML.
nexttimeblue 0
And that's why I LOVE doggystyle...u keep your eyes on the road and I'll worry about who walks in!
cgysoccerfreak 0
i would finish too
mrguy266 0
Major cockblock.. Did you let your honey bunches give the oats?
KurouTenshi 0
I totally read this as your mom and boyfriend together LOL but yeah, if she's cool enough to not freak out and shoot him, you could be cool enough to let your awesome boyfriend finish!! wait, is OP a guy?
stewpididiot 11
Well, Yeah !!! he should definitely get to finish 'cause mom just might be coming back to finish him !!