Work: Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was...

By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 785

You deserved it 7 626

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 843

You deserved it 8 037

By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 752

You deserved it 4 623

AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 395

By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 878

You deserved it 1 857

Wage slave

By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 119

We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 024

You deserved it 13 406

By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 192

You deserved it 4 210

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 613

You deserved it 4 964

By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 148

You deserved it 7 426

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 130

You deserved it 53 799

hohman102 8

Friday 28 November 2014 21:34

Well urine a sticky situation

devildog562 33

Friday 28 November 2014 21:35

I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!

Comments

matdun101 19

Friday 28 November 2014 21:32

That really unlucky, I understand your pain!

hohman102 8

Friday 28 November 2014 21:34

Well urine a sticky situation

cmchappy 25

Friday 28 November 2014 22:04

Clean up isle 3

Ihavegas 22

Friday 28 November 2014 22:16

clean up at checkout

DogeMan 14

Friday 28 November 2014 22:33

I see what u did there

haddiej 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:37

So did the rest of us. We just didn't need to state the obvious.

mohamed_H 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 6:28

I bet OP was pissed when this happened

Guatican 6

Sunday 30 November 2014 7:31

You clever bastard...

nick3600 22

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:31

Ur puns are pissing me off

supertacowaffle 41

Friday 28 November 2014 21:34

I hope you were allowed to go home or something OP, im so sorry this happened to you :(

devildog562 33

Friday 28 November 2014 21:35

I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 29 November 2014 7:15

I agree, this almost seems like a YDI because you know where your limit is and should be able to leave yourself enough time to get to a bathroom. I would've asked someone to come take over when I realized she had so many things or I would've just excused myself anyways with a lot of apologies and telling the cashier beside me what was up and to watch the customer and help as soon as they could. On the other hand as much as it seems like a ydi nobody deserves to pee their pants at work, that's just awful. :(