By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 670
You deserved it 4 305

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did you help?

how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

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did you help?

I walked in on my friend's older brother once. The most awkward situation EVER!

And you know he didn't stop because you just stood there staring? He probably liked the audience.

Maybe she handed him the lotion and tissues! ;)

well you shouldn't have stared

he was thinking of u

This is your mom's fault!

Jill. Jill. Jill - oh hey, there you are! The power of positive thinking!!! lol

lol 14 FTW :D

oh that's just nasty D:

me thinks it was a set-up

jack&jill?

why didn't you knock first??

holy shit belle Elle you are so hot op that sucks I've walked in on my bro before without him knowing it it's so weird

what's wrong with Disney

14: EPIC WIN.

47 - LMFAO. It's a Disney World tourist shirt and I don't like it up the butt.

enough up the butt talk. OP ydi for not helping.

its nothin to be embarressed about on his part. if u wld jus left immediately there wldnt have been a problem.

Well.. maybe he wouldn't have had to keep jerking off if you had helped him.. how inconsiderate of you.

you are really cute bellelle

wtf op. you stood there? lol ydi for standing there. if you don't like the show get out of the theaterr! lol;)

4- not for him it wasn't ;) :p

I dig yo' username. And you hot. :D

Ahh ontario also BelleElle? =) Whereabouts? I am in Waterloo, for school :(

you can walk in on me Belle ;D but seriously OP....sucks to be you.

LULZ! How funny.

Hey BelleElle you got fb or twitter?

blame your mother for not sexing him up enough . :)

Lol... why were you waiting for him to stop?

That's just sick

wow. that's just awkward. I hope you tan away

...using tanning lotion, of course. It rubs the lotion on it's skin...

I ment ran away.

you also meant "meant".

wow he cant type for $#!t

? laughed bad at how off topic that sounded xD hahaha....ha

how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

No kidding, if she saw & ran out she wouldnt know if he kept yanking his meat or not!!

Seriously what's the point of stopping when you have been caught anyway?

it was not him to be blamed...op's mother did not want to stop this tender action...

He probably passed "the point of no return." You should have just stayed and enjoyed watching the geyser -- it's more amusing than seeing Old Faithful. Also, tell your mom to quit servicing Dad so much and take care of this guy's cock more.

Hahahahaha. Maybe OP is the same person that walked in on Mom blowing Dad.

Years and years ago, my now ex husband had the Disney movie Pocahontas in the VCR (do you kids even remember those?) and when I walked into the room he was furiously wanking to it. I was grossed out for DAYS.

to a animated Indian girl?!

awww not as bad as barney

Did he get turned on when you hummed "The colors of the wind"?

Tbf, those Disney princesses are pretty ridiculously built. O.o Just remember, they're not bad-- they're just drawn that way. But seriously, unless he's too old to have grown up with movies like that, I don't see how that's very different than having a cheerleader fetish or something. Actually watching the movie while jerking off is pretty sick, though. It could've been worse-- it could've been Rock-A-Doodle. :o

not that I agree with masturbating

I heard Micheal Jackson had a similar fettish - when he wanted to knock one out he used to get Aladdin. Or something like that.

Yes, to an animated Indian girl.

Don't have a nasty crotch. It scared him away.

dude? xD

You probably put him over the edge. If so, attempting to stop at that point could be lethal for anyone in the vicinity.

dude u r HUGE!!!