By AZN656 - 04/03/2010 11:24 - Australia

Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML
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smokey420 2
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how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi

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betseyville 6

Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.

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ThuhBoss 0

Hahahah, your pussy smells like throw-up.

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sublimaze 6
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tell him to stop sniffing your jeans

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TapeMan_3000 0

that gross. lucky it wasn't a hat lol

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wordgirl 0
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sublimaze, I have to say that normally a comment like yours would offend me because it's so base and crass. Today I'm laughing at your comment because it is PERFECT. It is understated and causes a thought process and a visual that is astonishingly clever. WIN, sublimaze. So very much win. :)

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Philosophic 0
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This is FML, not school. Leave all thoughts at the door; and let your true "lol" out. Hippie.

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reyemrein 0
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I don't understand sublimaze's comment.

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blitzen123 0

Eww, that is just disgusting.

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BlaqMetal13 0
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@29 Thanks for ruining the joke. I'm pretty sure we all know what #21 was getting at.

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FightOfYourLife 0

disturbed

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woofis 0
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the use of the word "blew" painted an even nastier picture in my head

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jal10a 1
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@ 35 he smelled the jeans causin him to throw up

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Canadaisawesome 0
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this story is FAKE!!!!! how can u not smell puke in ur pants before u put them on.

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wordgirl 0
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Blaq: #35, for your consideration. :p

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jess_1193 13
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They're saying ops jeans smelt so bad that their brother threw up while sniffing.

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betseyville 6

Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.

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smokey420 2
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how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi

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PsychoMerk 0

rofl xD

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smokey420 2
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how could you not know vomit was in your jeans before you put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Umm.... cause you don't look in jeans everytime you put them on thinking "Maybe there is vomit in it!"

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jayjaysmokerson 0
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that's really sick.. why would he have gone for the pants?? plenty of places to hurl...

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ohSNAPyall 26
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OP's brother: I'm not feeling so hot. Maybe I should put a trash can by the bed, or a trash bag.. perfect! Something that isn't even closed at the bottom!

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alleyx3 0

oh god FYL

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Hellooomindyy 0

Thats fucking gross

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madskillz3088 0

haha yuck! did you taste it

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rikard_fml 0

what the hell, why the fuck would she taste it?!

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AndreaHaha 0
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fyl. that's Gross!!

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